shankopotomous 

a hippo that shanks people;
also see SKANKY HIPPO
or stacie wood.

That is one shankopotomous that you don't wanna mess with. boo ya.

shankopotomous by latawnya March 27, 2009

shankapotomus 

Someone who can't keep the ball in play during a round of golf. Hitting the ball to the extreme right (slice) or extreme left (hook).

Way to go shankapotomus, try keeping it on the fairway next time.

shankapotomus by nonshank-golfer October 31, 2009

skankopotomus 

A fat, annoying, slutty girl.

"Damn, did you see that fat slut? What a skankopotamus!"

skankopotomus by m May 13, 2005

skankapotomous 

an incredibly unnatractive and fat skank

I believe that sknkapotomous should only be kept at the zoo; What a skankapotomous

skankapotomous by The big Knepptizzle September 26, 2005

shankopotamus 

A golfer gravely afflicted by the "s" word of golf--the shanks (i.e., hitting the ball off the hosel of the club, resulting in shots that go pretty much dead right with relatively little distance).

A bad golfer, like from the etrade commercial a shankopotamus

shankopotamus by Stewisawesome February 1, 2009

shankopotomus 

when a golfer is shanking the ball so bad he might as well be a hippopotomus.

Gayton is seriously a shankopotomus today.

shankopotomus by ezell714 February 2, 2009

shankopotomus 

derived from the word shank, word meaning to hit a golf ball to the side of the course opposite the golfer's stance.
Shankopotomus defines a golfer with a propensity for this error. Someone who is a large shanker. Double extra huge shanker. A shanker extraordinaire. Frank.

Go in the woods to find your ball- shankopotomus.

shankopotomus by islandchief October 24, 2009