Skankapotamous

Scantily dressed women. or Heavy set scantily dressed women.

Look at that skankapotamous. or. She is such a skankapotamous.

by Missy Mahem November 5, 2014

Skankapotamus

A good for nothing whore who ruins the lives of those around it, and threatens to kill it self so people will pay it attention. It has many diseases so if you come in contact with it bathe immediately afterward.

There has been a skankapotamus sighting in the raleigh area!!

by SKANKHUNTER25 November 24, 2009

shankapotamus

Someone who has the "shanks" so bad and is all over the golf course. Someone not even capable of getting the ball off the ground, and then gets so mad he chucks his club every shot and makes everyone around him uncomfortable.

The best example of a shankapotamus is Stephen Koytek.

by Mr Shandman February 23, 2009

skankapotamus

similar to a hosebag; easily pursuaded to copulation with losers

my ex is such a skankapotamus

by bozo rutabaga February 28, 2009

Skankapotomus

Noun used to describe an overweight slutty girl. These girls generally have pretty faces ,but more than the recommended amount of muffin top. Also know as Torrid girls, these girls can be mistaken for pretty while one is hammered. These are known as a "Chubby Chaser's Dream". Much of the time, a skankapotmomus wears loose clothing so one could only notice her massive breasts while hiding their 20 pounds of excess heft. These women are shady and sneaky about their extra lard. Approach with caution and these nuclear bombs will not go off on you. Waking up next to a skankapotomus is like waking up next to a tranny. Fool arounf with caution. Or a girl who is overweight but wears clothes for someone of a smaller staure.

Hey Bill that skankapotomus is perfect for you. YOU CHUBBY CHASER!

by theNAKEDtruth November 1, 2010

Skankapotamusosaurus Wrex

The Skankapotamusosaurus Wrex is a very rare creature. There are only two know in the entire world. This creature can be found in it's natural habitat: on a toilet licking cream pies at lightning speeds. It walks in a rather awkward way with it's knees bent and kicks it self in the but while in motion. It can move at speeds of fast. It may even be able to be trained to do tricks if rewarded by tissues. Common tricks include: rolling over, playing dead, and shitting on que.

Person 1: Did you hear that Chuck Norris actually owns a Skankapotamusosaurus Wrex?

Person 2: No, I haven't, that is simply amazing!

by Tomster595 March 27, 2009

skankapotomous

an incredibly unnatractive and fat skank

I believe that sknkapotomous should only be kept at the zoo; What a skankapotomous

by The big Knepptizzle September 26, 2005