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A round and chubby individual, resembling a character called 'Azamat' from the 2006 movie 'Borat'.

Favourite phrase: B-B-B-B.

Favourite pastime: Scratching Belly.

Cannot consume less than 6 meals per day
aaaaaaahhh gayton! aaaaaahh azamat!
Gayton by pppoopoobengay November 3, 2019
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The act of angrily skull-fucking your friend’s face with your tiny penis
Layton gave Ramon a Gayton because he is gay.
Gayton by Ramonisadoctor? September 23, 2023

Gayton Scott

A very gay albino with cock breath who usually gets fucked by his Dad and has no friends
I smell that breath a mile away must be Gayton Scott
Gayton Scott by CarterFanta6969 February 16, 2019

Gayton Beaver 

Gayton Beaver by KrazyMAn6 November 26, 2010

Neo-Gastonism 

An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries
Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!

Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.

Neo-Gastonist 

A man practicing the life-example of Disney Beauty and the Beast’s Gaston. There are three main pillars to Neo-Gastonism: 1. Women can’t read. 2. You must eat a lot of eggs. 3. You must beat up furries.
“Wow, that man just ate twelve eggs while preventing a women access to a library run by furries, He must be a Neo-Gastonist.”
Neo-Gastonist by PurpleJimmy August 15, 2021
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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