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A round and chubby individual, resembling a character called 'Azamat' from the 2006 movie 'Borat'.

Favourite phrase: B-B-B-B.

Favourite pastime: Scratching Belly.

Cannot consume less than 6 meals per day
aaaaaaahhh gayton! aaaaaahh azamat!
Gayton by pppoopoobengay November 3, 2019
Related Words
The act of angrily skull-fucking your friend’s face with your tiny penis
Layton gave Ramon a Gayton because he is gay.
Gayton by Ramonisadoctor? September 23, 2023

Gayton Scott

A very gay albino with cock breath who usually gets fucked by his Dad and has no friends
I smell that breath a mile away must be Gayton Scott
Gayton Scott by CarterFanta6969 February 16, 2019

Gayton Beaver 

Gayton Beaver by KrazyMAn6 November 26, 2010

Neo-Gastonism 

An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries
Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!

Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.

Neo-Gastonist 

A man practicing the life-example of Disney Beauty and the Beast’s Gaston. There are three main pillars to Neo-Gastonism: 1. Women can’t read. 2. You must eat a lot of eggs. 3. You must beat up furries.
“Wow, that man just ate twelve eggs while preventing a women access to a library run by furries, He must be a Neo-Gastonist.”
Neo-Gastonist by PurpleJimmy August 15, 2021