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siyoma is the sweetest, most loyal person you will ever meet. She has a smile that will
brighten up any room and an infectious laugh. Siyoma is also a dedicated and caring person, willing to go above and beyond to help any one in need, no matter if she will have to go out of her way.
wow Siyoma looks so beautiful and caring, i’m
so glad to have a friend like her.
siyoma by yoohoobigsummerblowout November 22, 2021
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Let me tell you something. Here at Apple we have a standard response for this kind of request. It's called siooma. Have you heard of it?
siooma by DudeAbides August 17, 2007
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A girl that is smart, weird and very different. She is always there for you and usually lost in her own world. Siyona’s are usually cute when they were younger and have plump lips. Although this girl always get what she wants and cries very easily. There so much more to her than any other person..
Is that a Siyona

She must very smart
Siyona by Funnyqueen12 May 18, 2019
A loving person who cares about others. Gets along with people as irrtating as they may be. Is a romantic and loves to use sweet words towards her lover;that person is very lucky as well. She only gives her heart to one man. Truthful with friends and always an optimistic thinker. Outgoing and one of a kind. Lover not fighter but will do whatever it takes to set things right. May be small but has the hugest of hearts. May be the best person to ever get to know. Knows what she wants and does what she can to get it. Mysterious and charming. Can't be fooled. Will always be by your side. Help her find happiness;she will cherish you forever. Gets over guys fast but is a sucker for love. She don't want the best looking guy, she just wants somebody to love her and knows how to treat her right. She is a person that needs to be figured out but be careful you might fall in love doing so.
I fell in love with Siomara
siomara by reader number 1 September 4, 2011
A hottie. She'll always be there for you at your worst. Another name for "attractive". All small conversation with her could light up your day. Everyone wishes they could be her friend.
Is she Siyona? I wish i could be her friend.
Siyona by coolchick3281 May 30, 2022

siyonara 

A species of woman that will fall for any sexy indian male and immediately bang him.
Did you hear siyonara has a boyfriend?
Is it Raj? The indian one.
siyonara by mflover123 October 12, 2021
Siooma is an acronym which stands for "Suck It Out Of My Ass". Coined by El Jobso, siooma is a standard response at Apple Inc. to legal threats and shakedowns from frigtards.

It is not, as some frigtards mistakenly believe, "some kind of Hindu word from Tibet or something".
Microsoft legal: You are violating 200 of our patents in the upcoming version of Mac OS X.

Apple legal: Which specific patents are we violating?

Microsoft legal: We cannot tell you because they are trade secrets.

Apple legal: Siooma.
Siooma by hoofed January 2, 2009
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