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site walker 

Noun.

1. A person or more commonly, apprentice who spends their day shuffling around the job site avoiding direct line of sight thus dodging anyone in authority who may give direction to complete a task.

1.5. A person or more commonly

Apprentice who is very skilled in looking at , touching and or moving small objects around site to camouflage doing absolutely fuck all.

2. A person or more commonly,
apprentice who smoke bombs once the tradesmen's back is turned.

3. A person or more commonly,
Apprentice who is completely uncontactable on site using the shouting method 5 times till you get the fucking shits and go look for them finding said person has timed there steps perfectly to appear from behind the nearest wall with a dumbfounded look caked on their face replying I didn’t hear you.
Hay Keven, where’s Bacon?
“Fucked if I know, last time I saw he was shuffling like a site walker with ONE nail in hand, 100m to the skip bin
site walker by I am Dicko September 1, 2022
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Sale Site Wanker 

People on facebook sale sites who ask you to save something for them that you are selling, arrange a time to come and collect it, then when the time comes they don't show up then avoid and ignore further contact with you.
That person that was meant to be coming around today that didn't show or contact was a complete sale site wanker

Sidewalker 

From MJ DeMarco's book The Millionaire Fastlane, they are the average people who don't know a lot about money and regardless of how much they earn, they will spend it all. In the worst case, they spend even more than they have and build a massive debt. Sidewalkers are usually one pay check from being broke, even though they may have a high salary.
He's making six figures, but if he lost his job he's one month from being broke. Stupid sidewalker.
Sidewalker by mr sawyer February 9, 2022

sidewalkerism 

A non-religion which conveys to believers the promise of a new toaster without actually delivering the item. An internet term referring to one of the non-rules of the non-religion, Sidewalkerism.
I had my haircut today, which I know breaks the rules of Sidewalkerism.
sidewalkerism by swamplizard January 8, 2007

Sidewalker 

(n)A term used for those who work to ban smoking from sidwalks outside, including residential areas.
In March 2006, Calabasas, CA (pop. 25,000) passed a law banning smoking fro ALL outdoor public places. The city of Belmont, CA (pop. 25,000) followed almost two years later, extending the ban to also multi-unit housing, where ventilation is shared. There are more and more sidewalkers around.
Sidewalker by Daniel Hollander October 24, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026