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Sidewalker 

From MJ DeMarco's book The Millionaire Fastlane, they are the average people who don't know a lot about money and regardless of how much they earn, they will spend it all. In the worst case, they spend even more than they have and build a massive debt. Sidewalkers are usually one pay check from being broke, even though they may have a high salary.
He's making six figures, but if he lost his job he's one month from being broke. Stupid sidewalker.
Sidewalker by mr sawyer February 9, 2022
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Sidewalker 

(n)A term used for those who work to ban smoking from sidwalks outside, including residential areas.
In March 2006, Calabasas, CA (pop. 25,000) passed a law banning smoking fro ALL outdoor public places. The city of Belmont, CA (pop. 25,000) followed almost two years later, extending the ban to also multi-unit housing, where ventilation is shared. There are more and more sidewalkers around.
Sidewalker by Daniel Hollander October 24, 2007

sidewalk shitter 

a person who defecates, usually out of dire necessity, on public walkways.
When going out in L.A., you're lucky if you don't have to pay to pee. Therefore, it shouldn't come as a surprise when nature calls and a sidewalk shitter starts doing his business out in the open.

Sidewalk Express 

"Hey man, can you give me a ride to the store?"
"Nope, your lazy ass can take the sidewalk express."
Sidewalk Express by Gleen707 March 4, 2018

Mexican Sidewalk 

A woman who is so amazing in bed that you swear she not only used the three main holes to satisfy you, but actually took it in up to SEVEN different holes from every angle. How did she fit it in her ear?? Did she use her knee pit at some point?? When she turned the lights off did I fuck a Stretch Armstrong doll rolled into the letter "O" or was that her asshole????

Derived from the ankle-breaking sidewalks of Mexico City where holes appear out of nowhere and walking three blocks is the danger equivalent of a WWII Belgian minefield.
Guy 1: Soooooo Jeff, I see you left the party early last night with that cute but square little chess champion who reads teenage vampire novels alone in the corner. How did it go?

Guy 2: Dude, you'd never have guessed it but turns out she performs like a Mexican Sidewalk!! *eyebrow, eyebrow*
Mexican Sidewalk by Dr Thwack March 2, 2019

sidewalk taco 

Prostitute, hooker, lady of the night, woman who works the streets to get paid for sexual favors
I haven't gotten laid in a while. Thinking about hitting up that sidewalk taco.
sidewalk taco by abashface December 30, 2016

Stay off the Sidewalks 

A phrase meaning take care and stay outta trouble. Also dont be out there actin like a hoe. Or if your beefin with somebody and your looking for a fight.
Alright Im outta here man ill holler at you later!
Ok bro stay off the sidewalks!

Damn I got crabs again!
You shoulda stayed off the sidewalks man!

Hey Jimbo slept with your mom dude!
Yeah well I reckon he better stay off the sidewalks then!
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