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oh shit, i'm sorry 

What one guy says when he walks in on another guy jerking off, making him realize they both secretly want each other. Found in 90's b-movie Boy Band Catalina.
Guy 1 walks in on Guy 2 jerking off in the forest
Guy 1: Oh shit, I'm sorry
Guy 2: Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such a good size and all.
Guy 1: Yeah, I see that. Your daddy gave you good advice.
Guy 2: It gets bigger when I pull on it.
Guy 1: Hmmmm!
Guy 2: Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I RIP THE SKIN
Guy 1: Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like, uh, how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth, instead of your own hands.
Guy 2: Will you show me?
Guy 1: I'd be right happy to.
oh shit, i'm sorry by SlickSerpent99 November 12, 2017
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Sorry, we couldn't find: 

the annoying ass text that appears with shruggie: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sorry, we couldn't find: sorry, we couldn't find:
Sorry, we couldn't find: by Thaias October 16, 2018

Sorry bout that.. 

When you apologize for busting a nut to a friend or someone you know.
Sonic- Sorry bout that..

Shadow- ???

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry, we couldn't find:

Is when you type the word l;;0]p;-lkkkm; in the urban dictionary to see the definition of it & it will say ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry, we couldn't find: l;;0]p;-lkkkm;
Jake: I want to know what does l;;0]p;-lkkkm; means?
Urban dictionary: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry, we couldn't find: l;;0]p;-lkkkm;
Jake: WHAT THE HELL? WHY ISNT IT A WORD?

sorry ass 

Term used to show poor quality of something/someone.
This is the most sorry ass movie I've ever seen.
sorry ass by Cody May 23, 2004

sorry people 

the lowly throng, members of the working class, especially when ruled over by a monarch. popularized by King Curtis Holland on Wife Swap.
"She's acting like she's the queen, and we're the sorry people!"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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