SlickSerpent99's definitions

absolute

Something only a Sith deals in.

Anakin: "If you're not with me, then you're my enemy."
Obi-Wan: "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."

or

Luke: "All woman are queens!"
Kylo Ren: "If she breathes, she's a THOOOOOOOOOOT!"
In the above case, the protagonist and antagonist are clearly Sith.

by SlickSerpent99 January 6, 2020

United States

The most baddest most bombastic country in the world. A lot of people love it, a lot of people hate it, pretty much everyone who lives in it is a patriot. Poor diets, lack of exercise, and being gung-ho is a common stereotype in the USA, or as some people like to call it, America. A land of the free, if you want, you can take 12 hookers to your house and have a gang-bang with your dog involved. It may seem like thats illegal but trust me, it's what freedom means. Throw in a truly patriotic president that we have right now and a lot of McDonalds, and you have the United States.

Contrary to popular belief, us people of the United States do not think there is just two countries; America and Mexico, there is also the Ayrab Country, the Canadia country, and the Made in China country.

by SlickSerpent99 September 25, 2017

Jargon

Slang for slang.

Person 1: Yeah you know I think I got the Australian jargon down.
Person 2: Oh, so... slang?

by SlickSerpent99 April 8, 2017

dark humor

A form of humor involving a twist or joke making the joke seen as offensive, harsh, horrid. Yet the joke is still funny. You need to have pension for dark humor in order to find it truly funny. In a way, it could be seen as the jokes are so horrible in their twist that it makes it funny.

*Hears news about Sandy Hook*
Person 1: God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives...
Person 2: Probably bullets
Person 1: OMG!! That's terrible! Can YOU even think of what their parents are going through?!
Person 2: Probably coffin brochures
Person 1: ...
Person 2: It's called dark humor. It's like food. Not everybody gets it.

by SlickSerpent99 May 7, 2017

oh shit, i'm sorry

What one guy says when he walks in on another guy jerking off, making him realize they both secretly want each other. Found in 90's b-movie Boy Band Catalina.

Guy 1 walks in on Guy 2 jerking off in the forest
Guy 1: Oh shit, I'm sorry
Guy 2: Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such a good size and all.
Guy 1: Yeah, I see that. Your daddy gave you good advice.
Guy 2: It gets bigger when I pull on it.
Guy 1: Hmmmm!
Guy 2: Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I RIP THE SKIN
Guy 1: Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like, uh, how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth, instead of your own hands.
Guy 2: Will you show me?
Guy 1: I'd be right happy to.

by SlickSerpent99 November 12, 2017

9/11

The day my uncle died. At least he was doing what he loved; flying.

Almost 3000 people died in 9/11, including my uncle.

by SlickSerpent99 February 23, 2017

Donald Trump

Orange guy who is the president of the United States. Every single daily front page definition on this website is now insulting him or making fun of him in some way.

News: Donald Trump was elected the 45th president of the United States.
Guy: Damn, time to take to the Urban Dictionary (of all places) to talk about what a buffoon he is.

by SlickSerpent99 March 4, 2017