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What one guy says when he walks in on another guy jerking off, making him realize they both secretly want each other. Found in 90's b-movie Boy Band Catalina.
Guy 1 walks in on Guy 2 jerking off in the forest
Guy 1: Oh shit, I'm sorry
Guy 2: Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such a good size and all.
Guy 1: Yeah, I see that. Your daddy gave you good advice.
Guy 2: It gets bigger when I pull on it.
Guy 1: Hmmmm!
Guy 2: Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I RIP THE SKIN
Guy 1: Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like, uh, how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth, instead of your own hands.
Guy 2: Will you show me?
Guy 1: I'd be right happy to.
by SlickSerpent99 November 13, 2017
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An occupation. A grammar nazi would proofread Hitler's speeches, ensuring that all grammar was used correctly and effectively.
It's important to speak correctly. A grammar nazi would proofread the speeches used by Hitler to ensure the preservation of the beautiful German language.
by SlickSerpent99 May 27, 2018
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Person 1: Yeah you know I think I got the Australian jargon down.
Person 2: Oh, so... slang?
by SlickSerpent99 April 8, 2017
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The union in marriage of two homosexual individuals. It is illegal in many places around the world, including thirteen US states.
8 Reasons to Oppose Gay Marriage:

1. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
2. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
3. Straight marriage has been around for a long time and hasn't changed at all like many of the principles upon which this great country was founded; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful is gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of marriages like Britney Spears' would be destroyed.
5. The only valid marriages are those which produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because are orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
6. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion here in the United States.
8. Children can never succeed without both a male and female role model at home. That's why we, as a society, expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
by SlickSerpent99 August 6, 2017
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A font that all definitions on Urban Dictionary literally just changed to srsly idk why but I guess we’ve just gotta accept it.
Urban dictionary just changed all the font in the definitions to Arial. Looks weird now but eventually we won’t notice
by SlickSerpent99 November 26, 2018
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The day my uncle died. At least he was doing what he loved; flying.
Almost 3000 people died in 9/11, including my uncle.
by SlickSerpent99 February 24, 2017
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Something only a Sith deals in.
Anakin: "If you're not with me, then you're my enemy."
Obi-Wan: "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."


Luke: "All woman are queens!"
Kylo Ren: "If she breathes, she's a THOOOOOOOOOOT!"
In the above case, the protagonist and antagonist are clearly Sith.
by SlickSerpent99 January 7, 2020
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