that "girl" who thinks he's all that cause another "girl" is in love with him. is very cocky and thinks of others. such a WEIRDO like for real cause you don't even know. sports loving and a comedian with some bad jokes. also he thinks he's muscular when he's HECKA FAT! ahaha jkjkjkjkjk but he's kinda fat. nevermind he's fat. and he has a nice but trust me I know. and he "SAYS" he's gay
by asdasdbgf123 April 21, 2011
Get the simoto mug.The actions that a Simp takes that make them a Simp in the first place. For example, knowing a girl is way out of your league but then bringing her soup when she is sick thinking you're going to get something in return.
Boy1: Damn bro you're really showing some real Simptoms.
Boy2: Nah man I don't just do anything for any girl man she's gotta mean something to me!
Girl: Hey I am sick please bring soup even though we're neither friends nor romantically connected? :( :( :(
Boy2: Yes my sweet queen my shining diamond, my kitten, my goddess, my muse, my darling I'm not like other guys sweetheart I'll bring you the best soup unlike your ex who didn't care like I do because I am a nice guy!
Boy2: Nah man I don't just do anything for any girl man she's gotta mean something to me!
Girl: Hey I am sick please bring soup even though we're neither friends nor romantically connected? :( :( :(
Boy2: Yes my sweet queen my shining diamond, my kitten, my goddess, my muse, my darling I'm not like other guys sweetheart I'll bring you the best soup unlike your ex who didn't care like I do because I am a nice guy!
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Get the smoto mug.Extremely underrated bassist for the legendary British punk band, The Clash.
His upbringing in Brixton gave him a love for reggae which left a definite mark on some of the Clash's work, and helped produce one of their most memorable songs, "The Guns of Brixton", which Paul also sang on.
The youngest of the group, he was known just as much for his bass playing as he was for his good looks during the late 1970s and early 1980s.
Immortalized on the cover of their swan-song double vinyl, London Calling.
Now resides in England and keeps up with his first love, painting.
His upbringing in Brixton gave him a love for reggae which left a definite mark on some of the Clash's work, and helped produce one of their most memorable songs, "The Guns of Brixton", which Paul also sang on.
The youngest of the group, he was known just as much for his bass playing as he was for his good looks during the late 1970s and early 1980s.
Immortalized on the cover of their swan-song double vinyl, London Calling.
Now resides in England and keeps up with his first love, painting.
Everyone remembers Joe Strummer, and most remember Mick Jones, but why don't so many remember Paul Simonon?
by Lame Liberal October 21, 2005
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by Deer God April 19, 2011
Get the Simovonian mug.1. The Bond girl in the James Bond film Goldeneye (1995) played by Izabella Scorupco
2. Any character who irritatingly gets in the way of your fire in a First-Person Shooter, who needs constant protection and help from you.
2. Any character who irritatingly gets in the way of your fire in a First-Person Shooter, who needs constant protection and help from you.
by byzantinechild July 8, 2006
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