Shmoto 

Small cock

Hoo brah this guy girl told me he get one shmoto I feel bad he not pleasing her

Shmoto by BigShmoto808 February 9, 2025

Blunderbussin Shmogoggular 

A person who has reached the pinnacle of whatever it is that can be, this person is beyond time space and existence as we know it. To be called this is confirmation that you are one of the most based individuals to ever exist.

"That bloke is a real Blunderbussin Shmogoggular"

Blunderbussin Shmogoggular by ^Tree July 9, 2022

Shmooped 

When someone smokes a joint or blunt, becoming slothful having nothing better to do afterwards.

San Francisco slang.

Johnny: Man, I am shmooped!

Melvin: We have to go do something we’re hella lazy.

Johnny: Another round?

Melvin: Hell yeah. I’m not shmooped yet.

Shmooped by cousinfelipe August 8, 2019

shmoopie 

A person who is adored by another. See shmoop.

You are my shmoopie, my only shmoopie.

shmoopie by modenadude April 28, 2006

shmoobs 

Seriously Huge Manboobs!

Look at that pregnant man! He has SHMOOBS!

shmoobs by koworot April 28, 2013

shmoof

something too cute to handle

ADORABLE

what a shmoof!

that dog is such a shmoofy

shmoof by Cresties fo lyfe August 7, 2010

shmooboo 

A weird word that girlfriends call their boyfriend

Oh, hi shmooboo

shmooboo by li3h2dkewjdewdwe November 22, 2018