simmerman 

a simmerman is known as the king of all tweens. It's very rare to see a simmerman without two tweenies under both of his arms. simmermans are always trying to win a dart championship so they can pull even more tweens then they already do. i once heard a simmerman say he is addicted to alcohol, chew and tweenies. simmermans have a very slender penis, it looks similar to that of a monkeys. but dem tweenies don't care. they prefer the name daddy over thier real name but also respond to king tween. You might often see a simmerman cruising around highschools in the area, where they scopes out tweens and even cruises around the elementary schools to see whats going to be on the market in a few years.

There goes that simmerman with them tweenies again.

I wish i could get them tweens like a simmerman.

simmerman by pancake jam master November 10, 2011

Ryan Simmerman 

An annoying child, which still gets the ladies.

Look Ryan Simmerman cheated on Nelly Garcia!

Ryan Simmerman by Tommy_is_suck April 7, 2019

Shimmerance 

An object that has a shimmering glow to it

"That's a nice necklace but, it lacks shimmerance....."

Shimmerance by Bassidhound September 18, 2012

sinnerman

A person who acts like the devil. Gives out favors that have unknown payments.

That teen in the pure white hoodie is a sinnerman.

sinnerman by ArtificialArt October 14, 2017

Zimmerman Telegram

A shot comprised of half Jaegermeister and half Tequila.

Named after the German proposal to Mexico to go to war with the United States. The telegram was intercepted by the US and Mexico just ignored it.

Guy 1: "I want to make a really bad decision:
Guy 2: "Bartender get me two Zimmerman Telegrams!!!"

Zimmerman Telegram by laziejim May 7, 2010

Joel Zimmerman

The real name of popular electronic music producer and performer deadmau5.

Joel Zimmerman aka deadmau5 is one of the most popular techno artists right now.

Joel Zimmerman by Rellik Uzi August 12, 2010

Zimmerman Zipper

An emergency release mechanism for your pants incase your penis gets zipped up into it when zipping up your pants.

After i was done last night i was putting on my pants when i came inches from slicing open my urethra. Thankfully i was wearing my zimmerman zipper. I pulled my emergency rip cord and that situation was narrowly avoided.

Zimmerman Zipper by Coan Bone June 14, 2009