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Jonathan Silverman exit 

To be fired because you sent a email to a coworker about wanting to take a shit on someone's chest.

Modernized, but coined by the actor who told a director he would shit on him given a chance.
Steve knew he would have a tough time finding a job after last week's Jonathan Silverman exit.

Silverman 

A male, usually timid and without a mind of his own. Who consistently has to deal with an abusive girlfriend or wife. This person usually has no idea that they are being abused and/or does not consider her behaviour to be abuse. Often times making excuses for her and doing whatever she commands. The girlfriend of a Silverman is often times controlling and restrictive in nearly all aspects of his life; especially when it comes to his friends. It is the duty of all good friends to make sure this kind of relationship ends permanently or doesn't begin at all, or else this cancerous girlfriend could ruin your friendship.

The word "Silverman" refers to the character Darren Silverman, played by Jason Biggs, in the movie Saving Silverman.
"Dude, Bini's turned Dom into a Silverman, she's such a fucking bitch. She won't even let him hang out with us."

"There goes Bini, bragging about the guys who want to fuck her and talking bad about Dom again...and he's okay with it. She's turned him into such a Silverman"

"I heard Dom finally broke up with Bini, good....He was such a Silverman in that relationship."

"Dom's been drinking a lot more lately. I heard Bini put him on the couch too. I don't ever want to be a Silverman like that guy."

"Friends don't let friends become a Silverman."
Silverman by BlastBeater April 29, 2010

Singerman 

Derogatory word used to describe specify Superman as seen in SUPERMAN RETURNS as opposed to in any other vehicle. Named for director Bryan Singer whose Superman movie featured the Man of Steel--played by a lackluster pretty boy--doing unbearably out of character stuff.
Singerman left everyone behind for five years. Singerman got Lois pregnant. Singerman peeked into her house out of jealousy. Superman would never do that shit.
Singerman by Nightwing83 June 24, 2008

Sistermance 

The female equivalent of bromance. Love and affection shared by two straight females.

Not to be confused with shoujo-ai, yuri, or femslash.
Jamie: "Have you seen Firefly? Kaylee and Inara have the cutest sistermance."
Sam: "Agreed! Mal and Wash's bromance is awesome, too."

simmerman 

a simmerman is known as the king of all tweens. It's very rare to see a simmerman without two tweenies under both of his arms. simmermans are always trying to win a dart championship so they can pull even more tweens then they already do. i once heard a simmerman say he is addicted to alcohol, chew and tweenies. simmermans have a very slender penis, it looks similar to that of a monkeys. but dem tweenies don't care. they prefer the name daddy over thier real name but also respond to king tween. You might often see a simmerman cruising around highschools in the area, where they scopes out tweens and even cruises around the elementary schools to see whats going to be on the market in a few years.
There goes that simmerman with them tweenies again.

I wish i could get them tweens like a simmerman.
simmerman by pancake jam master November 10, 2011

be there or be silverman 

it's a phrase that tells you to be somewhere or else you will be a bitch who basically sits and home and does nothing
John: okay everyone, triple kegger at dave's house, be there or be silverman

Jack: Yeah that silverman is a pussy he never shows up to anything.