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simmerant 

An attitude combining simmering anger on the verge of explosion with the subsequent inevitable progression of attitude into verbal explosion- hence the rant.

To be boiling beneath the surface with only the slightest skin of resistance between restraint and going postal.
After being dumped by his girlfriend for a state trooper, Todd was the picture of simmerant when he was pulled over on the way home by the very same trooper.
simmerant by Kishote November 30, 2005

simmerate 

To soak (meat, fish, or other food) in a marinade while staying just below the boiling point.
I told Kim to put the meatballs in the sauce to simmerate.
simmerate by Jazz16 May 28, 2016

simmerman 

a simmerman is known as the king of all tweens. It's very rare to see a simmerman without two tweenies under both of his arms. simmermans are always trying to win a dart championship so they can pull even more tweens then they already do. i once heard a simmerman say he is addicted to alcohol, chew and tweenies. simmermans have a very slender penis, it looks similar to that of a monkeys. but dem tweenies don't care. they prefer the name daddy over thier real name but also respond to king tween. You might often see a simmerman cruising around highschools in the area, where they scopes out tweens and even cruises around the elementary schools to see whats going to be on the market in a few years.
There goes that simmerman with them tweenies again.

I wish i could get them tweens like a simmerman.
simmerman by pancake jam master November 10, 2011

Summerland 

The Wiccan version of the afterlife. Seen as a place of eternal summer, with fields of daisys, lush grass, and emerald forests. Summerland fuctions as a place to rest and reflect on one's life before being reincarnated again.
Rudy believed when she died that she would go to a place such as Summerland.
Summerland by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

summerland speacial 

Put the shaft of a tennis racquet up the males butthole and hit the girls vagina with the head of the racquet.
I summerland speacial ed Cassi last night.

summerland copter 

Tape a tennis raquet to your penis and do the helicopter
I almost sacked myself when I was doing the Summerland copter