Skip to main content

Dirty Simeo 

when smashing you use your middle finger on your right hand to pop her poop shoot then give her a dirty sanchez with that finger
She was talking shit so I dirty simeod her
Dirty Simeo by Stepinapileofshit January 31, 2022

Off the Simmons 

A state of mind only marijuana may induce, during this state one is often filled with joy, ease, and, relaxation
“Yo nick, I’m off the Simmons right now

Nick: “I am the Simmons”
Off the Simmons by Yah mean December 5, 2019

FDS SIMÃO 

What you say in Portuguese when someone does shit. If translated literally it means something like "Fuck you Simon".
Simão was a famous Portuguese student of the renowned NOVA University of Lisbon that nobody ever understood how he managed to enter to such a reputed institution.

In the meanwhile, the expression has spread nationally and is now used in a wide range of contexts.
*Person 1*: "Dude, I missed all the classes in the last 3 months. Can I have your notes, please?"
*Person 2*: "FDS SIMÃO"
FDS SIMÃO by Jonhy126 October 17, 2018

simo hayha 

Simo Hayha is the world's greatest sniper. He was a Finnish man who served a mandatory one year in the service, after his time there, he became a farmer. However, during the Winter War, he decided to take his rifle (a Finnish variant, M/28), sit in a tree, while it was snowing and kill the Russians. The Russians got scared after hearing of the man known as the "white death", (Hayha's knickname) and they sent troops after him. Eventually, he was shot in the jaw with an exploding bullet; but he survived, he was found by another solider and he regained consciousness the day the war ended.

He was credited with 500+ kills with his rifle and another 150+ kills with a SMG. He did it all in less than 100 days.
Russian # 1: The men said to be careful in this area.
Russian # 2: Why?
Russian # 1: They said something about the "white death".
Russian # 2: The "white death", isn't that Simo Hayha?
Russian # 1: .....
Russian # 2: Sir? Sir, what happ....
simo hayha by invaderzerock June 13, 2009

Kennith simmons 

Ur probably here because of ghost and pals' song "broadcast illusions" or "colorbars" which is now titled "bar" on youtube. The song(s) have a software thats fukases vocaloid voicebank.Kennith Simmons is a gay boy who gets bullied for being lgbtq+. This guy has invested on electronics and soonly met evelynn jacot after stephanie glass got into a fight with kennith. Kennith and evelynn planned hijacking a broadcast that makes the nation do a whole mass suicide to get payback from being bullied. Stephanie glass was deaf so the broadcast couldn't affect her. Close to when the broadcast was about to be finished kennith felt like it was wrong to do this. Evelynn forced kennith to keep the broadcast going but kennith didn't. Kennith then killed himself while the screen was black. Stephanie got worried and ran into kenniths house breaking the door down. Stephanie ran upstairs which had wires and stacks of tvs that played brightly lit colorbars. Towards the ground upstairs was a pool of blood that kennith had been laying in.
Me:hey have u heard of kennith simmons?
Normie:who?
Me:nevermind.
Kennith simmons by Kenny chan October 25, 2020