Simeoneid 

One who has sex with someone that is unconscious from drinking too much while covered in there own vomit.

Girl: What happened last night, and why am I covered in vomit?

Guy: You just got simeoneid beotch!

Simeoneid by Shmeeglesnarf January 15, 2013

Simonida 

A Simonida is a girl of natural beauty. She is very smart and trustworthy. They are most likely Serbians, usually paler and almost always have brown hair. Consider yourself lucky if you meet a Simonida, there aren't very many in the world. When she goes out, she is by far the prettiest girl at the club or party. She is friends with everyone, very sociable and lovable. Her hair is beyond beautiful, she enjoys compliments. You will never forget her if you meet one.

Person 1: Who's that? She's so pretty!
Person 2: That's Simonida. You should talk to her, she's so nice and smart. It's impossible to hate her!

Simonida by ForeverMe December 15, 2013

Simoned 

to get totally plasteredor drunk but not paraletic

i got really simoned last night i cant remember it at all!

Simoned by Paul February 8, 2004

simeone 

High class Italian. Whenever someone speaks out against the name it is simply because it is not theirs. Simeone's are bound for greatness and will always be around.

big daddy simply has some other last name so he must speak out against the one he wishes to posses/ big daddy has no money therefore he is obviously not a Simeone

simeone by markymarkI8I February 12, 2008

simoned 

When a joke or sarcastic comment is taken too literally/seriously.

'I dont think the Americans should be blamed. I mean they never interfere with others.'

"really?! wat about iraq?? and shit"

'oooooooooh u got simoned'

simoned by mofobitchass July 7, 2005

Tyler Simeone 

Tyler Simeone is amazing.
He knows how to have fun, and is pretty much a badass.
He is somebody that ANY girl would love to date.
I have dibs.
Oh, and he kinda makes me melt<3

Tyler Simeone wants to take me to the pretty lights concert, babyyyy(:

Tyler Simeone by Meryl Freaking Wilson August 20, 2011

Simeonie

A man or woman with a particularly small limb. Usually a small or shortended arm. This word is often abbreviated to sim.

Look at simeonie trying to play basketball.

Simeonie by Turltle Claw February 8, 2009