simchi 

The hottest women you will ever lay eyes upon. She is so beautiful and sexy that she doesn’t even believe it herself . Funny as fuck and cracks the corniest jokes that could put one to the floor in laughter. She has the most beautiful and playful soul. She usually has trouble appreciating herself and needs to seriously fix that. Everyone wishes to be a simchi perfect inside and out with consuming happiness. The problem with a simchi is that they search everywhere outside of themselves to be a simchi but don’t realize that they already are one! She is the best sister, friend, mom, and wife anyone can ask for. Simchi’s make the world worth living in!

Simchi up your inner simchi

simchi by Taylor2.0 November 22, 2021

Sitchin Scratch 

the ever evolving chronic scratch caused by reading Zecharia Sitchin's books and findings about humanity's existence and modification process.

once you're sitchin scratched then it'll keep itching until you read another information regarding the existence of humans.

Sitchin Scratch by kelamist November 14, 2019

SimCity 4 

A city simulator with the addictive and self destructive equivalent to heroine. The risk of leaving work, friends and family for this time consuming habbit is rather high. Has some minor problems running on Vista, but you wont care. Requires a decent amount of computer power, brain power and practice to successfully perfect a highly educated well funded city with sufficient transportation and low pollution with enough water, hospitals, fire departments and police stations to shut up those annoying advisors of yours that dont leave you alone until the problem is resolved.

Advisor: No bandage blues: simcity 4 healthcare workers walk

Mayor: shut up whore im working on it

Advisor: Big time problems hit local avenue

Mayor: well too bad theres really not much i can do

Advisor: Undercover cop unearths den of crime

Mayor: homie, im not building another police station near that airport

SimCity 4 by vnvxvnv June 7, 2009

Simphiwe 

A good loving person, beautiful and very sweet. They never let anything get in there way and they are very short tempered yet know how to control it. I must say you'd really be lucky to get a Simphiwe in your life

"That Simphiwe chick is for keeps"

Simphiwe by Keeyahna November 23, 2021

Simphiwe 

Having the spirit of joyfulness and humility
They are usually fun to be around, known as the ambitious shy people. Funny if comfortable around you but don't test their patience from time to time
Also a synonym of Awesome, Legendary etc

For you to be this legendary is so "Simphiwe"

Simphiwe by Phiwe November 22, 2021

Simcity DRM 

A thing in gaming which requires the game to be always online even in single player which was invented to play by your god-damn self! Named after the DRM in Simcity (2013)

Guy 1: Yo you getting the new Battlefield.
Guy 2: No way man it has Simcity DRM
Guy 1 and 2: EA!

Simcity DRM by Louis 42 March 18, 2013

simcity

to simcity (verb) -- to totally fuck up a product release; generally used to refer to the fuckedness of deploying anything

Ted tried to apologize to his wife, but he totally simcity'd it. Now, she's madder than ever.

simcity by dannyflorida March 11, 2013