silching 

The act of having a conversation or conversing with another person while pooping.

Mike is always silching to Tom when he is taking a dump.

silching by Goober18 January 31, 2009

Sliching

Sliching is the female counterpart of male masturbation, it's called that because females finger and rub the vagina rather than stroke it like a man would do to his penis and the sound given to the rubbing and fingering sound like 'slich' which is another side of how it got its name.

Dear Diary, I was sliching last night, I don't know what got into me but it was so right but felt so bad!

Sliching by Amahre August 25, 2010

shilching

Putting a funnel down somebodies urethra (that somebody doesn't have to be alive) then shitting into the funnel. After the shit is in the urinary tract, you then force it down through to the ballsack, you will know once the sack starts inflating. After the sack has inflates, you then bite the ballsack off, getting a great mixture of shit, skin, pubic hair, blood and testicle all in your mouth at the same time. Yummy :)

Jeromey: FUCK i have my assignment due tomorrow and i haven't even started yet
George Floyd: Relax man just enjoy the shilching while it lasts

shilching by zyn4skin June 14, 2025