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sillicitor 

A suit-and-tie stiff whose business-practices aren't exactly on da up-and-up.
Ambulance-chasers are a good example of a sillicitor.
sillicitor by QuacksO June 3, 2023
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solicitor 

(1) a lawyer who does not specialize in courtroom legal work, as in the case of jurisdictions based on the Common Law of England and Wales; (2) the second law officer of Great Britain and also of the United States of America after the Attorney-General. NOTE: Not to be confused with solicitant (one who solicits).
solicitor by RCL August 14, 2003

Autism Solicitor

This is the highest level of autism.
Once you have reached this level you can go no higher and are officially a autism master
Autism Solicitor by Ben the pen. October 27, 2019

solicitor 

The kid who used to talk his way out of a beating at School. Now educated this pimply little shit has power and intends to wreck furious havoc on the world via the ailing and retarded legal system. See also Lawyer, Attorney, Coward.
solicitor by I don't think so May 13, 2003

Solicitors 

Anyone driving a vehicle that looks bent over aiming for anal pounding, soliciting prostitution
Only solicitors get vehiclees TBI parents eat dirt. Like me.
Solicitors by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

solicitor 

Someone paid to lie, bribe witnesses and charge exhorbitant fees
That man is a proven lawyer (attributed to the late Peter Cook)
solicitor by frank February 18, 2004

Solicitor 500

Noun. When you're sitting at the dinner table and you receive anywhere between 500 to 600 phone calls from an overly-conceited sales solicitor who insists that you must pick up your bogus $8,000 grand prize within 24 hours. This usually happens between mid March to late April.
I smashed my phone against the stove and broke it after I had to deak with that Solicitor 500
Solicitor 500 by Bake Em Away Toys November 19, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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