sillicitor

A suit-and-tie stiff whose business-practices aren't exactly on da up-and-up.

Ambulance-chasers are a good example of a sillicitor.

by QuacksO June 3, 2023

solicitor

(1) a lawyer who does not specialize in courtroom legal work, as in the case of jurisdictions based on the Common Law of England and Wales; (2) the second law officer of Great Britain and also of the United States of America after the Attorney-General. NOTE: Not to be confused with solicitant (one who solicits).

by RCL August 14, 2003

Autism Solicitor

This is the highest level of autism.
Once you have reached this level you can go no higher and are officially a autism master

"We are the Autism Solicitors"

by Ben the pen. October 27, 2019

solicitor

The kid who used to talk his way out of a beating at School. Now educated this pimply little shit has power and intends to wreck furious havoc on the world via the ailing and retarded legal system. See also Lawyer, Attorney, Coward.

by I don't think so May 13, 2003

Solicitors

Anyone driving a vehicle that looks bent over aiming for anal pounding, soliciting prostitution

Only solicitors get vehiclees TBI parents eat dirt. Like me.

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

solicitor

Someone paid to lie, bribe witnesses and charge exhorbitant fees

That man is a proven lawyer (attributed to the late Peter Cook)

by frank February 18, 2004

Solicitor 500

Noun. When you're sitting at the dinner table and you receive anywhere between 500 to 600 phone calls from an overly-conceited sales solicitor who insists that you must pick up your bogus $8,000 grand prize within 24 hours. This usually happens between mid March to late April.

I smashed my phone against the stove and broke it after I had to deak with that Solicitor 500

by Bake Em Away Toys November 19, 2010