side mitch

A male side bitch who is happy to tag along as a side bitch and nothing else. Females usually treat them as objects instead of human beings, but the side mitch doesn't care.

Tiffany: hey did you go over to joe's last night?

Emily: no, I was too busy hanging out with my side mitch.

Tiffany: oh my side mitch died from chlamydia last week. Can i borrow yours?

by Anch0rman December 13, 2015

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Sidebitchyness

When a mans side bitch or side hoe starts having an attitude towards the man because she is mad that she doesn't get the benefits of getting what she would get if she was the girlfriend.

"So we goin' anywhere to eat tonight?"
"Nah."
"What am I gonna eat then?!"
"My dick."
"I wanna go out! I wanna go somewhere with you! I hate having to be a secret!!"
"Bitch shut the fuck up with that sidebitchyness! You're the side bitch! We're supposed to be a secret, OK?! I can replace you in a heartbeat."

by getwellPablo March 11, 2015

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Sidebitching

1. The act of having a two girlfriends at the same time without them knowing about eachother

2. When a girl tries to start a relationship with a man she knows is in a committed relationship

1.

Bro: Who is jake dating, Tara or Ashley

Bartender: both, he's sidebitching

2.
Donna: why are you chasing jake if he has a girlfriend
Tracey: I don't know, I'm just sidebitching

by Promeo April 30, 2014

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