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A male side bitch who is happy to tag along as a side bitch and nothing else. Females usually treat them as objects instead of human beings, but the side mitch doesn't care.
Tiffany: hey did you go over to joe's last night?

Emily: no, I was too busy hanging out with my side mitch.

Tiffany: oh my side mitch died from chlamydia last week. Can i borrow yours?
by Anch0rman December 13, 2015
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