Definitions by Anch0rman

side mitch

A male side bitch who is happy to tag along as a side bitch and nothing else. Females usually treat them as objects instead of human beings, but the side mitch doesn't care.

Tiffany: hey did you go over to joe's last night?

Emily: no, I was too busy hanging out with my side mitch.

Tiffany: oh my side mitch died from chlamydia last week. Can i borrow yours?

side mitch by Anch0rman December 13, 2015

Anchor 

The act of fingering a girl so hard that your whole fist slides in and out of know where the person doing the fingering spreads their hand and pulls out fast. The hand will end up getting caught towards the end and will be stuck unless a painful procedure is done to remove the anchored hand.

You won't believe what happened to me last night. It was so embarrassing, Jack anchored me so hard we had to go to the hospital...it took four specialists to get his hand out.

Anchor by Anch0rman December 13, 2015