Sociologist

A professional useless person.

"What do you do for a living?"

"I'm a sociologist!"

"Oh.."

Sociologist by deeeeb January 20, 2022

Sociologist

A form of Racism inside the education system, Teaching young minds how to discrimate against all cultures.

"So i hear your a racist! "
Shouted Nigel
"No Nigel i'm not a racist! I'm a sociologist, There's (Barely) a difference"
Replied Elena

Sociologist by TheScottishGuy September 7, 2019

sociologist

apparently, an individual of african descent

"What are you, a sociologist?"

"Sociologist?! That the new word for nigga nowadays??"

sociologist by Zaalzar August 29, 2009

sociologist sex 

Sex with someone with a micropenis.

It's just Warren and sociologist sex hardly counts.

sociologist sex by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 12, 2005

sociologist sex 

very small penis in large vagina

Jing Wei Dong fucked Clarissa on Tuesday. Dude, she said they totally had sociologist sex!

sociologist sex by Stanicvie January 28, 2006

Teenage Sociologist 

A teenager who likes to "study Society", who is involved in the social science of Sociology. Typically, they fight 'The Man' by 'observing' reactions of society (their small group of friends), sticking it to Capitalists, Corporate America, and conformists.

They conform to non conforming by wearing flannel shirts, read philosophy, call themselves Agnostics to rebel (most are religious but reject religion to act Sociologist-like to society), act sophisticated, and pretend to smoke marijuana.

Derek: This whole Julian Assange issue is great, I like to study the reactions of society of this event

John: Sure, so being internet cool and hacking is how to be a sociologist? Putting important files online is good?

Derek: You see, you're a conformist and just wouldn't understand. I don't conform to society, because I don't like society. I study it and laugh at it

John: Right, so instead of 'conforming' you conform to other non conformists looking for "the truth"?

Derek: Capitalism has created this evil society, there shouldn't be Capitalism. Marx was right, I read Marx so you just don't get it.

John: Right... So Sociology interests you? Major in it

Derek: I will, but Sociology isn't something you can have, who is a private company to give you knowledge of a study. To 'allow' you to have it, it belongs to all

John: Ok, so that's a yes?

Derek: For a conformist, yes

John: Well, I'm going to be successful in life... have fun

Derek: Society deems who is 'successful' and who isn't, which is wrong. There will be a war between the poor and the rich, because they all know about philosophy and how Capitalism is evil. There has never been a happy worker, anarcho syndicalism anarcho syndicalism anarcho syndicalism ABOLISH THE GOVERNMENT!111one!!!!! *foam*

John: teenage sociologist.... great

Teenage Sociologist by Clynic98 December 9, 2010

sociologineer 

A non-engineer who is installed as a traffic planner or other utopian public works government position, who is not qualified to make sound technical nor financial decisions, and/or makes decisions by political agenda instead of facts.

The mayor hired a sociologineer as head of the traffic department- she has only a "Social Ecology" degree and tells the engineers what to design. The sociologineer designed the housing project, and now it's abandoned.

sociologineer by psnack February 2, 2009