sichelize

To sichelize something, is to interrogate, scrutinise and analyse something in a very detailed way that can not be done by just anyone.

Also related to sichelizing, sichelization.

I need to sichelize these proposed solutions.

This document needs some sichelization.
I am going to be sichelizing this information after the meeting.

sichelize by Zzykonn February 1, 2022

scheizer 

An intentional misspelling of the German word "scheisse" (translated to English as "shit") intended to get around Blizzard Entertainment's ToS (Terms of Service) agreement in order to include a frequently used "inside joke" in a Diablo 3 clan name.

"I'm at 302ms lag." Complained Lucky.
"Well... quit downloading Scheizer-porn" Suggested Melviant.
Thus, clan ScheizerFrenzy was born

scheizer by Bael#1329 March 25, 2016

Scheizentoggle 

Verb. The act of quickly switching windows away from whatever you were doing (generally fucking around) to something more appropriate (say, Excel) when your boss or other authority figure gets within eyeshot of your screen, thereby maintaining the appearance of diligence.

Also useful as an exclamation.

"The problem with youtube is that when you have to scheizentoggle, the sound keeps playing."
"My boss totally caught me scheizentoggling out of facebook about a dozen times today."

"Scheizentoggle!"

Scheizentoggle by Jlighter August 28, 2013

scheize 

Taken from the German "Scheisse" before the removal of the dopple s from the language. Oft mistaken for a vulgar expression, this delightful word is a preposition, indicating that the following sentence will intone some form of misfortune. Normally extended by the '!', the number of these used indicating the extent of the expected misfortune.

Scheize! My brakes are broken.
Scheize!! My coaches training program is crazy
Scheize!!! My slim stunner from last night has been whisked away on the beer scooter and magically replaced with the spawn of Moby Dick and Jabba the Hut

scheize by Easy Rider August 27, 2004

scheizer-al-kumar patel al-hussein al-hadid al-hamood haboob jaitly 

very bloody man, bloody bloody

bloody scheizer-al-kumar patel al-hussein al-hadid al-hamood haboob jaitly, this shital is crazy!

scheizer-al-kumar patel al-hussein al-hadid al-hamood haboob jaitly by skittlepatle November 8, 2022

German Scheizer Porn 

Pornographic films that include erotic defecation by two or more Germans. The most common of these films is known infamously as "2 Girls 1 Cup."

Boy 1 - "Ewwwwww, is that one being crapped on?"
Boy 2 - "Ya, this is some ****ing German Scheizer Porn. It's

****ing hot though, right?"
Boy 1 - "No dude! What the **** is wrong with you, yo?"

German Scheizer Porn by TehBestOfTehInternetz July 20, 2009

schlizenheimer 

A low class girl who acts German in order to seem exotic or interesting.

"Dude, that schlizenheimer's German was so terrible, she sounded like a redneck reading Rammstein lyrics."

schlizenheimer by Jeremy F April 23, 2007