shwitless

A combination of "shitless" and "witless".

Dude, give me something to do, I'm bored shwitless.

by zomgmouse April 2, 2010

Shirtless Bobby

A shirtless Bobby is a double vodka tonic with limes and is only drank by the coolest most metal shirtless sexy ripped corner dwellers at the bar.

Bartender: What can I get for ya?
Customer: I'll take a Shirtless Bobby.
Bartender: Sure, one lime or 2?

Ex 2::

Person A:: "Dude I got so fucked up on Shirtless Bobbies last night."
Person B:: "oh man, they get ya every time!"

by Shirtless Bobby February 19, 2014

shirtless shit

When you are taking a shit and are forced to remove your shirt because you are so hot and the poop is just not flowing freely.

Tom: Dude...worst afternoon.

Matt: Whys that dude?

Tom: I had to take a shirtless shit because it just got too intense in there.

by Professor Pod July 9, 2011

Shirtless old man

You are supposed to post a picture of a shirtless old man as a comment when you have nothing nice to say.

I hit the latest Ted Cruz tweet with a shirtless old man.

by Holliday Fartcruise May 30, 2020

Shirtless

The state of being naked from the waste up. Not wearing any form of clothing on the chest. Generally practiced only among males.

It is common to go shirtless at the beach.

by L_TS September 24, 2009

Ah Shutless

Another word for fart.

Based on a scene from the movie, 'Foodfight' when one of the characters jumps up in the Villain's face and farts.

Person 1: Ew, Did you just Ah Shutless?

Person 2: Maybe.

by Pope Yes Chim Ken November 28, 2021

Planet Shitness

A place you go to run like a rat on a treadmill in a room of mostly normies but the few hot bimbos you see are all glued to their fucking stupid headphones

When I get off work I alternate between running on the treadmill and weights at Planet Shitness

by D Flawless December 7, 2019