shweeting 

Tweeting whilst shitting.

Pedro: I was shweeting while on the can.
Hamhead: Gross!

shweeting by urbandictfan June 9, 2009

thweeting 

The act of passing gas while wearing a thong.

It sounded like she was thweeting as she got up from her beach blanket.

thweeting by Benvenuti March 14, 2014

shweeping 

a. A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During a shweep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming.

b. A period of this form of rest.

c. A state of inactivity resembling or suggesting sleep; unconsciousness, dormancy, hibernation, or death.

Gregory didn't go to the Ceeps because he was shweeping.

shweeping by benjamindickie May 31, 2010

Sheeping Bag 

A makeshift sleeping bag made from the coat of a sheep. Seen in Episode 4, Season 5 Man vs Wild.

"A sheeping bag is what is is."

Sheeping Bag by Maax Himself October 22, 2008

Thigh-Sheeting 

A sexual act, usually performed by male virgins, whereby they incorrectly slide their penis between the woman's thigh and bedsheet, and think they are having vaginal intercourse

"This bloke thought he was inside me, but he was thigh-sheeting. I let him have it"

Thigh-Sheeting by Gus123 August 5, 2015

sheating 

The act of ingesting sustenance whilst evacuating one's bowels

The Kraken relished so much in his mother's meatloaf and mashed potatoes that he did not want to pause from his meal as he felt the need to drop a massive deuce, instead he decided to take part in a little sheating session in order to reconcile both needs.

sheating by El_Duderin0 March 21, 2011

Shtexting 

The act of shitting and texting at the same time to get many things done at once for those busy people out there.

I had a big party to get people invited for and nothing could get in my way. So while I was on the toilet doing my business I kept at it, shtexting everyone to they could know when to show up.

Shtexting by local 5 1 June 20, 2009