The act of shitting and texting at the same time to get many things done at once for those busy people out there.
I had a big party to get people invited for and nothing could get in my way. So while I was on the toilet doing my business I kept at it, shtexting everyone to they could know when to show up.
by local 5 1 June 19, 2009
Texting while taking a dump!
by Afcancelt October 4, 2011
by metaltaz June 2, 2012