shweenk 

The hollywood sound made by picking up a knife.

She heard a shweenk just before the killer's blade plunged into her neck

shweenk by whiskeydistiller March 1, 2020

shweekend

shit weekend

Emily: How was your weekend?
Henry: It was pretty bad
Emily: Was it a shweekend then?

shweekend by ShBude March 27, 2015

shweeney 

well known Glaswegian character known to 'chib-fuck-out-any-cunt' if they tried to 'bump-his-gingees'

I stole Shweeney's Irn Bru and he put a bullet in my chest

shweeney by paddyc1888 April 24, 2011

Shweenie

Just what you thought it would be. A half flaccid weenie and/or dick.

Oh boy, I seemed to have gotten my shweenie caught in my zipper.

Shweenie by Garbagepussy October 27, 2017

shween

slang for penis; see also dong

Used in the new Mad magazine in the mock letter from barbi to ken in which she's breaking up with him.
Barbie: "It's not like you've got a shween or anything."

shween by ayeleleyee April 19, 2004

Shween

A pleasantly plump floggin' log extending from a shexshy man'sh pubish.
See also tasty

Man: "My shween is sho shwollen and shuge!"
Girly Girl: "Ya?"
Man: "Jaaah"

Shween by PoonPieHouligan August 27, 2003

Shweekend

Shark Week is too good for just 7 days... so now we have the Shweekend! Send off summer in style with biting bonus episodes of Shark Week - it's jaw dropping fun!

"Shark Week is huge this summer; they even had a to find a weekend to fit it all... it's the SHWEEKEND!"

Shweekend by FinsUp August 2, 2015