Verb - To stab.
"I'm pure gonnae chib ye in the puss, ya bam. 'Mon well." - "I say fellow, the time has come for me to stab you in the facial region, you person for whom I don't care. En garde."
by Duffman September 25, 2003
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Comes from the Latin..."Chiberous" stab, perice, penetrate. Now taken up by wee Scottish neds as a sign of violence.
"See you ya fuckin' jobby your gonne get chibed right in eh fuckin' coopin!!"

Translation - "I say! Watch out you foul man or else i might have to inflict a sertain amount of pain to your face that could penetrate the skin!"
by Christian Jobbiesalot April 14, 2004
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A stabbing instrument especially in form of nice shiny knife of a reasonable and manly size ( fuck u neds and wee sad kitchen butter knifes!!)that does damage to a nice wee face :D
by Mad Dog L In luv with L November 3, 2003
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An insult that can be substituted for retard and holds the same meaning
“Hey did you hear about the kid that drank gasoline and died?”
Yeah dude, what an absolute chib.”
by Yeetdabman June 23, 2018
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Blunt weopen, something similar to a tree branch or a baseball bat.
I'm gonna chib you ya dobber
by Anonymous March 13, 2003
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someone you wouldn’t mind seeing thrown off a cliff into a pit of fire and burning to death.
you absolute f*cking chib!
by abbie louise March 27, 2018
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