shween

slang for penis; see also dong

Used in the new Mad magazine in the mock letter from barbi to ken in which she's breaking up with him.
Barbie: "It's not like you've got a shween or anything."

by ayeleleyee April 19, 2004

Shween

A pleasantly plump floggin' log extending from a shexshy man'sh pubish.
See also tasty

Man: "My shween is sho shwollen and shuge!"
Girly Girl: "Ya?"
Man: "Jaaah"

by PoonPieHouligan August 27, 2003

Shween

Our almighty leader. Has too much power, could take your life in mere seconds.

Oh fuck, it's Shween! Our lives are in danger!

by GiveMeShweenPlease February 8, 2021

Shween

A strikingly good-looking girl.

"There were so many shweens there last night, it was insane! "

by The Weas January 4, 2022

Shween

Shrimp sized ween

All junior high boys have shweens

by ARDIANNA December 14, 2019

Paedo Sheen

The moisture that appears on the brow of most kiddie fiddlers

Bob: are you positive that Barry touches kids.
Tom: For sure, there can be no doubt, look at the sweat on his brow, definite paedo Sheen

by Mrwicked77 May 9, 2020

Wanker’s Sheen

When ones face is covered in a sweaty gloss caused by a long, massive masturbation session.

Commonly spotted on the faces of teenage boys after a Sunday spent trying to beat their record of eight tosses off in a day.

Have you seen Karl’s face today, it’s very red and shiny, he’s got a proper ‘wanker’s sheen’ on him, do you think he’s been tossing off all day?

by Marty the Hat May 25, 2020