shvitzel 

deragatory term for a person of Jewish decent. Comes from the greek shvitz which means cheap and or stingy.

Don't ask Evan he is a cheap shvitzel, he won't give you a dime.

shvitzel by kingscoopin May 17, 2008

fo shitzel my schnitzel 

But of course, my friend of Pan-Germanic descendancy.

German Man: Das ist gut!
American Man: Fo' shitzel my schnitzel!

fo shitzel my schnitzel by GefallenGoethe October 16, 2003

Shitzel 

a poor or below average schnitzel

"Waiter, I ordered a Schnitzel, but instead you have brought me a Shitzel"

Shitzel by lozmoz January 5, 2009

shitzel 

A weird little convoluted turd. Very hard to accomplish.

Hey, look kids! I plopped a shitzel!

shitzel by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

German shnitzel burger 

the german shnitzel burger occurs when your fucking a girl then right before you're about to cum you take a dump on her chest, roll it up into a patty and you shove it as far up her cooch as possible before topping with jizz and sauerkraut.

last night i gave a girl a German shnitzel burger right after i pooed on her chest

German shnitzel burger by roflwafflesnaffle March 19, 2010

shnitzelpix

Substitute for the word "shit" like dammit or fudgicles
I made it up its the new slang word

holy shnitzelpix!!!

oh my shnitzelpix

shnitzelpix by THEUNKNOWNperson July 1, 2008

fo shnitzel my nizztle 

What snoop dawgg would say if he was german

Fo shniztle my nizzle peoplezz

fo shnitzel my nizztle by smartazz January 10, 2005