shvitzel

deragatory term for a person of Jewish decent. Comes from the greek shvitz which means cheap and or stingy.

Don't ask Evan he is a cheap shvitzel, he won't give you a dime.

by kingscoopin May 17, 2008

fo shitzel my schnitzel

But of course, my friend of Pan-Germanic descendancy.

German Man: Das ist gut!
American Man: Fo' shitzel my schnitzel!

by GefallenGoethe October 16, 2003

Shitzel

a poor or below average schnitzel

"Waiter, I ordered a Schnitzel, but instead you have brought me a Shitzel"

by lozmoz January 5, 2009

shitzel

A weird little convoluted turd. Very hard to accomplish.

Hey, look kids! I plopped a shitzel!

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

German shnitzel burger

the german shnitzel burger occurs when your fucking a girl then right before you're about to cum you take a dump on her chest, roll it up into a patty and you shove it as far up her cooch as possible before topping with jizz and sauerkraut.

last night i gave a girl a German shnitzel burger right after i pooed on her chest

by roflwafflesnaffle March 19, 2010

shnitzelpix

Substitute for the word "shit" like dammit or fudgicles
I made it up its the new slang word

holy shnitzelpix!!!

oh my shnitzelpix

by THEUNKNOWNperson July 1, 2008

fo shnitzel my nizztle

What snoop dawgg would say if he was german

Fo shniztle my nizzle peoplezz

by smartazz January 10, 2005