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Shvitzer 

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(Yiddish/Slang) A Braggart. A person who always reminds you how "well connected" and "educated" they are. They want you to know they are a high achiever and well off.
Sir Samuel reminded me he knows the Mayor personally and that he'll be at the Senators private party next week. The week afterwards he golfs with his Congressman. What a Shvitzer!
Shvitzer by Kingpin3 November 3, 2011
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Shvitzer 

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(Yiddish/Slang) A Braggart. A silly person who always has to prove he's a "big shot", important or rich.
Sidney keeps talking about the Crystal Chandelier in his bathroom and his Shiny New Cadillac in his driveway. What a Shvitzer!
Shvitzer by Kingpin3 November 3, 2011
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Shitzer Spritzer 

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When you take a dump and it causes toilet water to splash up your rectum
"Whoa, that dump I took this morning caused a shitzer spritzer!"
Shitzer Spritzer by hydro dumper October 7, 2009

shwitzer 

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the act of masturbating in seltzer water and passing it as alka seltzer
man, I just made friend a shwitzer and he downed it
shwitzer by Joseph Wiener October 20, 2007

svitzer

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It is the word used to describe hot irritability of one's pubic region due to severe thrusting of pelvic regions. It can also be substituted to describe any sort of irritable situation. The term is in fact only acceptable 99.9% worldwide. The small nation of J Drury in southern Sydney, Australia resent it; they even refuse to acknowledge its existence
F**K I'm svitzing like a svitzer in this svitzer!

or

Dr. Hankle : oh bother, i am wearing a wetsuit and a rather dashing lasse has walked past...oh dear....by SVITZER this sucks!
svitzer by Dr. Cornwallas March 11, 2008

shvitzel 

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deragatory term for a person of Jewish decent. Comes from the greek shvitz which means cheap and or stingy.
Don't ask Evan he is a cheap shvitzel, he won't give you a dime.
shvitzel by kingscoopin May 17, 2008

Shitzer 

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Taking shower after taking a shit, an environmentally friendly procedure since the use of toilet paper will be eliminated.
Frat brother 1: Yo Chad hurry up we're going to be late for your initiation.
Frat brother 2: No worries bro he's coming out right after taking a shitzer.
Shitzer by James McGlennen August 25, 2007
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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