shitzel

A weird little convoluted turd. Very hard to accomplish.

Hey, look kids! I plopped a shitzel!

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

shitzel

1.the wanna-be version of shit in Swedish.

2.my interpretation of shit in the Swedish language.

Shitzel!

Oh shitzel!

You smell like you're covered in shitzel!

by shatilmore July 18, 2007

Shitzel

a poor or below average schnitzel

"Waiter, I ordered a Schnitzel, but instead you have brought me a Shitzel"

by lozmoz January 5, 2009

Shitzels

Shit shaped like a pretzel.

the dog's shit was like a Shitzels, and the dog ate it

by harryresh April 25, 2010

Shitzel

When you poop and pee on your own poop

Hey josh I just took a shit and pissed on it, bro you just Shitzelled

by JackBlack/TrickyTrav July 10, 2019

fo shitzel my schnitzel

But of course, my friend of Pan-Germanic descendancy.

German Man: Das ist gut!
American Man: Fo' shitzel my schnitzel!

by GefallenGoethe October 16, 2003

Weiner shitzel

1. (v.) When a male engages in anal sex and the person being penetrated defecates on the male's penis
2. (n.) The feces on a male's penis when a male engages in anal sex and the person being penetrated defecates on the male's penis

1. You fucking weiner shitzeled on my dick!
2. Look at all that weiner shitzel

by Rehehehehe May 13, 2023