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"Waiter, I ordered a Schnitzel, but instead you have brought me a Shitzel"
Shitzel by lozmoz January 5, 2009
Words you can keep
A weird little convoluted turd. Very hard to accomplish.
Hey, look kids! I plopped a shitzel!
shitzel by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003
1.the wanna-be version of shit in Swedish.

2.my interpretation of shit in the Swedish language.
Shitzel!

Oh shitzel!

You smell like you're covered in shitzel!
shitzel by shatilmore July 18, 2007
Hey josh I just took a shit and pissed on it, bro you just Shitzelled
Shitzel by JackBlack/TrickyTrav July 10, 2019

fo shitzel my schnitzel 

But of course, my friend of Pan-Germanic descendancy.
German Man: Das ist gut!
American Man: Fo' shitzel my schnitzel!

Weiner shitzel 

1. (v.) When a male engages in anal sex and the person being penetrated defecates on the male's penis
2. (n.) The feces on a male's penis when a male engages in anal sex and the person being penetrated defecates on the male's penis
1. You fucking weiner shitzeled on my dick!
2. Look at all that weiner shitzel
Weiner shitzel by Rehehehehe May 13, 2023

Wiener Shitzel

A guy who gets shit on his dick after anal.
“She wiener SHITzeled me bro”
“I’m never doing anal again, got wiener SHITzeled last time”
Wiener Shitzel by DudLee March 22, 2026
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A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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