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shungite 

Not to be confused with suge knight, Shungite is a two billion year old black mineraloid consisting of over 98% carbon. They have special properties like reducing effects of electromagnetic radiation waves.
Dr. Disrespect: I bought a whole bunch of shungite, put them around the la casa, little pyramids, stuff like that.
shungite by doctorDance May 26, 2020

shungite 

Japanese rocks that anti vaxxers, flat earthers and internet streamers with mustaches and red glasses think shields against 5G.
But anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. Put 'em around the la casa. Little pyramids, stuff like that
shungite by Rozier May 26, 2020

Sunlit Uplands 

In Brexit mythology, Sunlit Uplands is the dwelling of both false idols (politicians) and idealogues ( tabloid reading tossers). It is comparable to Asgard in Norse mythology, Mount Olympus in Greek mythology and Heaven in Abrahamic mythology. Only the truly faithful may apparently get a chance to enter and gaze at the elusive untold fortunes - and unicorns.
No of course I haven’t seen the fucking Sunlit Uplands of Brexit, or fucking unicorns; because it was always going to be bollocks! Just like all the other mythical shit people fall for.

Knobends!

sunlight won't sweeten trash 

Metaphor - It stank yesterday, it stinks today, and will be stinkier tomorrow; you will always be trash
You can put your garbage in a sunny fragrant rose garden but it will still smell putrid. Sunlight won't sweeten trash!

shungite 

The rarest ore block in minecraft. Commonly needed in stacks of 64. The most precious resource found in the game, takes a long time to mine.
Damn, I saw forsen find shungite the last day in minecraft! It took him a while to mine and he needed at least 100 but it was worth it!
shungite by HakanaiRuby May 26, 2020

Sunlight yellow overdrive 

"Dio Brando I thought you loved me" Dio: "but I'm a vampire and ima kill you, plus I never loved you and I'm gonna beat you" jonithan: "oh really, SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVE. Also get decapitated bitch
When I punch you a lot I say, SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVE