Shungite

A weird rock that drDisrespect loves

DrDisrespect: i love shungites

by بنثنيزسصت May 25, 2020

Shungite

Shreks Poop that has condensed into a Mineral
Key part of any QuanShrektom Computer

I Only need some Shungite to finish my Computer

by Cargo_Beep_Beep September 11, 2020

Shungite

Another word for feces. A word to say instead of sh*t.

C'mon now, your full of shungite

by yekcohh February 10, 2021

shungite

Not to be confused with suge knight, Shungite is a two billion year old black mineraloid consisting of over 98% carbon. They have special properties like reducing effects of electromagnetic radiation waves.

Dr. Disrespect: I bought a whole bunch of shungite, put them around the la casa, little pyramids, stuff like that.

by doctorDance May 26, 2020

shungite

Japanese rocks that anti vaxxers, flat earthers and internet streamers with mustaches and red glasses think shields against 5G.

But anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. Put 'em around the la casa. Little pyramids, stuff like that

by Rozier May 26, 2020

shungite

The rarest ore block in minecraft. Commonly needed in stacks of 64. The most precious resource found in the game, takes a long time to mine.

Damn, I saw forsen find shungite the last day in minecraft! It took him a while to mine and he needed at least 100 but it was worth it!

by HakanaiRuby May 26, 2020

Shungite

Shungite- an unidentified, pyramid-like object which is used to protect from the deadly 5G rays, only found in the farthest parts of the galaxy and they say if you look deep into the middle, you will see the future outcome of the earth every time

karen: AHH THE 5G RAYS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL!
shungite master: NOT TODAY DUMB B*TCH KAREN, FOR I OWN THE SHUNGITE, WHICH WILL COMPLETELY BLOCK OUT THAT “5G RAY”
(yes this is dramatic but its how the shungite is used after all)

by THE MIGHTY SHUNGITE CULTIST September 13, 2020