shumps 

Shumps is more than a word, shumps is a way of life. the word perfectly fits into any scenario imaginable while remaining somewhat coherent. the receiving party should rely on context clues to come to a conclusion as to what the use of “shumps” is referring to.

oh i’m straight shumpin these modelos
“aye man i just hit 2 plates on bench”
“OH SHUMPS”

shumps by hndrxx June 27, 2022

shupshup 

it means crying

Y/N: What does shupshup mean?

Yunki: @Y/N it’s crying. Shupshup.

shupshup by softhyunjin June 26, 2019

Shupshup 

A way of expressing that someone is crying.

The hyungs are bullying the manager so he ran away shupshup.

Yunki: Jeongguk has his jaw clenched uh oh run away shupshup

Shupshup by jesus_with_a_wig June 27, 2019

Shumes 

Shumes, To describe a beautiful, intelligent and sexy male, known for their genius and good looks.

Wow, that guy is such a shumes!

Shumes by MrMk92 September 24, 2011

Stumps the clown 

Chilled out man with face tats, Raging alcoholic. He's lived and his mind bears the signs of a life lived. He once went on a trip in which a chow-chow dog told him the meaning of life in a secret underground lair full of midgets playing rhythm drums around a bonfire. I learned a lot form that man.

Stumps the clown: Y'all wanna see my bullet wound?
Crowd: Yes!!! Show us!
(Stumps shows them his bullet wound)
Crowd:....(some people show signs of extreme offense. punks and friends cheer.)
Stumps the clown kicked heroin. He is a hot man.

Stumps the clown by La Abeja de la Noche March 27, 2008

shurps 

Singular: Shurp
Past Tense: Shurpped
Verb: Shurpping
When one consumes food or beverage, or suffers from illness, that causes deep level intestinal gases to be expelled through the mouth releasing a strong odor that causes the people around you to wonder who farted.

Kevin binged last night on coca-cola, jalapeno cheese fries, greasy pizza, and a glass of milk. This gave him a bad case of the shurps at work the next day. Sally, a woman Kevin had a crush on, walked by his cubicle and gagged on the shurp smell. "Kevin!", she said, "Please use the bathroom next time you fart. We have to share this office with everyone." Kevin was so embarrassed he didn't bother to explain that he did not fart, he shurpped.

shurps by Nutzen YerMouf June 8, 2017

Shumpkin 

Getting a blowjob while taking a dump in a hot shower

Bridget gave me a shumpkin last night. never will i be that happy again.

Shumpkin by bodacious caucasain December 24, 2010