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shufforcate by THE Lance McClain July 10, 2021
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Suffocated Hot Dog
The act of using a condom smaller than your penis. Wearing a condom that is not big enough. Your penis is forced to shrink into a small condom.
I had a suffocated hot dog because I had to barrow one of Jimmy's condoms last night, and his dick is tiny.
John's suffocated hot dog prevented him from gettin' some booty.
John's suffocated hot dog prevented him from gettin' some booty.
Suffocated Hot Dog by Dark Siouxx February 18, 2011
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shufforcate • smuffocate • snuffocate • Stuffocate • stuffocated • suffercate • suffocate • smuffercate • smuffercated • Smuffocated
smuffocate
When some bitch wraps her legs around your head and totaly fuckin suffocates you (skinky muff adds to pain and disscomfort)
Woman 1: hi babe i have somthing for you
Man 1: yeahhh!!!!
woman 1: lay down baby
Man 1: YYEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Man1:WOT THE....uG..oh...Ug....STOP SMUFFOCATEING ME BITC....Ug.. OHHHHHHH....................
*man cums*
*end*
Man 1: yeahhh!!!!
woman 1: lay down baby
Man 1: YYEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Man1:WOT THE....uG..oh...Ug....STOP SMUFFOCATEING ME BITC....Ug.. OHHHHHHH....................
*man cums*
*end*
smuffocate by TJeva October 5, 2005
stuffocated
The feeling one gets when they have eaten so much they can hardly breathe, let alone move.
Generally when one is such a greedy shite, they put every pie eating contest in the world to shame.
This can quite often lead to a food coma for days, and possibly weeks depending on the greasiness and quantities of the food consumed.
Generally when one is such a greedy shite, they put every pie eating contest in the world to shame.
This can quite often lead to a food coma for days, and possibly weeks depending on the greasiness and quantities of the food consumed.
(Ex) Husband: Wife, I am stuffocated.
Me (under my breath): That's because you ate the whole buffet out you fat bastard. Go sleep it off for a week or so. I am so embarrassed.... Can I move countries? PLEASE?
Me (under my breath): That's because you ate the whole buffet out you fat bastard. Go sleep it off for a week or so. I am so embarrassed.... Can I move countries? PLEASE?
stuffocated by Angeliana Ondarian May 9, 2017
suffocate
1. The lack of oxygen to the human body eventually causing death if no oxygen is given.
2. A song by groups like Finger Eleven and Cold.
2. A song by groups like Finger Eleven and Cold.
1. The murderer used a plastic bag to suffocate his victim.
2. "Talk to me, can you listen to me now? Do you understand? Can you identify?" -Finger Eleven
2. "Talk to me, can you listen to me now? Do you understand? Can you identify?" -Finger Eleven
suffocate by The Metal Mallet October 7, 2004
Stuffocated
Stuffocated by tlcstarfire December 29, 2012
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