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it's on shuffle 

a phrase used when you choose a song on you your ipod, cd, etc. plays a song that receives disapproval from one or more persons in the listening vicinity. use of this phrase saves you from the shame of picking a song that nobody likes.
tyrone: dude, why the hell are we listening to ne-yo?

mike: my bad man, it's on shuffle
it's on shuffle by mike hunt370 July 23, 2010

Knee Shuffler 

When two people grab a moment of sexual passion up against a wall or kitchen unit and you get the quick shuffling of knees....trembling with passion.
Hi babe, fancy a quick knee shuffler before the kids get home?
Someone in a minimum wage job with no prospects. So-called because of the snail paced speed they shuffle from one task to another. The only time they move at any speed is when going to their breaks or leaving work. Usually employed in the cleaning and fast-food industries
*door 20 yards away is heard opening*
*2 minutes later*

A: I thought I heard that door open
B: Yeah I called for a cleaner, it'll be one of the shufflers, give it another minute or so
shuffler by Iain1977 February 22, 2008

Diplomatic Shuffler 

A person who bullies others in online gaming using only 3 words at a time. A person who was homeschooled using only picture books.
Hey RoughToy who is that diplomatic shuffler who keeps sending me messages?

Duck Shuffler 

When you get all your ducks in a row and some asshole comes around and shuffles them up
God Damn duck shuffler fucked everything up
Duck Shuffler by tonichoni July 16, 2021

Butt Shuffler 

a gay man with a variety of sex partners to choose from.
Dude omar had sex with another guy last night, what a butt shuffler.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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