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it's on shuffle 

a phrase used when you choose a song on you your ipod, cd, etc. plays a song that receives disapproval from one or more persons in the listening vicinity. use of this phrase saves you from the shame of picking a song that nobody likes.
tyrone: dude, why the hell are we listening to ne-yo?

mike: my bad man, it's on shuffle

Knee Shuffler 

When two people grab a moment of sexual passion up against a wall or kitchen unit and you get the quick shuffling of knees....trembling with passion.
Hi babe, fancy a quick knee shuffler before the kids get home?
Someone in a minimum wage job with no prospects. So-called because of the snail paced speed they shuffle from one task to another. The only time they move at any speed is when going to their breaks or leaving work. Usually employed in the cleaning and fast-food industries
*door 20 yards away is heard opening*
*2 minutes later*

A: I thought I heard that door open
B: Yeah I called for a cleaner, it'll be one of the shufflers, give it another minute or so
shuffler by Iain1977 February 22, 2008

Diplomatic Shuffler 

A person who bullies others in online gaming using only 3 words at a time. A person who was homeschooled using only picture books.
Hey RoughToy who is that diplomatic shuffler who keeps sending me messages?

Duck Shuffler 

When you get all your ducks in a row and some asshole comes around and shuffles them up
God Damn duck shuffler fucked everything up
Duck Shuffler by tonichoni July 16, 2021

Butt Shuffler 

a gay man with a variety of sex partners to choose from.
Dude omar had sex with another guy last night, what a butt shuffler.