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Spronkles
A high societal group of intellectual human beings who have mastered the art of creating master piece videos and putting them on the popular platform, "YouTube." This group is highly respected for many feats such as purchasing over 100 McDonalds chicken McNuggets in one trip, launching several songs on Soundcloud, and parading through town in unicorn onesies.
Spronkles by TheSpronkles June 12, 2021
shtinkle
The act of taking a bathroom trip in which you need to crap when you're with company but don't want them to know you were taking a crap. It involves the preparation of wadded-up toilet paper placed on your lap while your feces is already on the way out. This maximizes efficiency and reduces the time you take to unroll and wad the toilet paper, making what could have been an awkward moment after your party has been waiting for you. For all they know, you just made a tinkle.
I met this girl for dinner last night. I had to shit so bad, but I didn't want her to know that I pooped. So instead, I took a quick shtinkle.
shtinkle by Nethageraba July 25, 2012
Stronke
A possibly fatal disease caused by smoking tobacco from New Zealand. It could or could not be a real disease, we’re not exactly sure.
Dude 1: “Hey, watch out for those smoking items, it might have the stronke”
Dude 2: “what’s the stronke?
Dude 1: “I’m not exactly sure, it may or may not be real, but if it is, it sure could be fatal!”
Dude 2: “what’s the stronke?
Dude 1: “I’m not exactly sure, it may or may not be real, but if it is, it sure could be fatal!”
Stronke by MegaSpaceHamlet March 5, 2019