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A circle of three or more beings (usually more so creepy than average) stroking eachother everlastingly.
We had the biggest strokle at that hot party the other night!
strokle by 3.14 Dance Squad June 5, 2007
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A tool used in glass blowing
I told my girl she should stop blowing in that glass and put her fine ass lips to my Strokle. She can blow that cock like no other. She's a goddess with the wet lip syndrome. Then I get to toke outa one of her glass creations. What a finochio I have.
Strokle by szopelka October 21, 2009
A half hearted attempt at a hand job, never ending in orgasm.
I thought I was going to get some last night and all I ended up with was a damn strokle.
strokle by elkaen January 9, 2007

Coke stroker 

One who exchanges sexual favors for cocaine.
Wonda Wonderpig was queen of the coke stroker set!
Coke stroker by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Stroke God 

The one kid that is hard at everything. He is the ideal specimen
Bro, Chris is a stroke god
Stroke God by Stroke god April 6, 2017
Stroke FC is a non league football team based in North-west England Carlisle.
They are a football club aiming for success and hope one day they can progress into the football league.
They hold a historic win over nearby rivals Carlisle UTD when Stroke FC beat them 5 - 2 in a friendly game.
Their fans claim to be called "The Strokers".
Stroke FC is a growing football team filled with talent

Penalty stroke 

a penalty stroke is what happens when you're horny, but you were a dick to your wife, so instead of a wild night of sex you end up having to rub one out in the bathroom instead.
I forgot my wife's birthday so instead of having sex I ended up taking a penalty stroke.
Penalty stroke by arnie123 April 4, 2015
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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