stronkler

An individual with low, to no, intelligence, who sprouts opinions on all manner of subjects, despite a limited understanding of anything.

Opinions are presented as facts and are shouted rather than spoken. This is particularly evident when the stronkler is inebriated.

Justine's friend--- ' I can't believe Karl propositioned Justine last night?"
Justine's other friend---" Was that before or after his monologue on pregnancy and religion?
Justine and friends------Karl is such a fucking stronkler

by Reb Armstrong April 5, 2020

Coke stroker

One who exchanges sexual favors for cocaine.

Wonda Wonderpig was queen of the coke stroker set!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

latino strangler

When there is an eyeball burning, paint peeling stink eminating from the factory rest rooms after lunchtime it is usually referred to as a latino strangler. It truly makes you wonder where you went wrong.

Oh fuck, another latino strangler.That damn beanerbeat me here again! I should have used the restroom at the Mobil station.

by Running out of patience December 19, 2008

stroller meat

A hot daddy, often seen in supermarkets, malls, and theme parks. Made all the hotter by displaying the fruit of his loins. Preferably seen in public without the wife/babymomma. That just spoils it.

"Did you see that stroller meat 10 people ahead of us in line for the batman ride?" (Rob F., 1997, Six Flags Great Adventure, Jackson, NJ)

by jcirishkid January 12, 2009

stroller

an internet troll who is also a stalker, following people's usernames and harassing them wherever they post a comment \ vb. stroll

To get rid of some nasty little stroller, she cancelled her account and opened a new one with a different username.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 28, 2010

Shronkle

Usually used as an insult; to be annoying or a jerk

Omg he's such a shronkle, i can't do it anymore

by theleastshronklest May 29, 2019

sphincter sprinkler

When instead of wiping your ass after shitting, you push your penis through your legs and piss on your asshole, successfully cleaning yourself from left-over feces residue in your ass-crack

yo bro grab me some TP

pull a sphincter sprinkler

word.

by Ron Howard13 March 22, 2011