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When you take a piss while sprinkling sprinkles on your ice cream.
Guy: Wow Cindy, I totally started to spronkle when I was at the dairy queen the other day.
Girl: That makes me hot and bothered.
spronkle by Matt Hoffman July 25, 2006
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A type of dinosaur similar to a Trexasaurous
Rey: Isn’t the dinosaur from fortnite a Spronkle?

Smart Person: What the fuck is a spronkle?
Spronkle by SpronkleEnthusiast January 21, 2022

spronkle donkey 

someone who is a stupid little bitch like your motherfucking teacher u fucking cunt
MR.C is a spronkle donkey
spronkle donkey by maurpo February 28, 2017

Shronkle 

Usually used as an insult; to be annoying or a jerk
Omg he's such a shronkle, i can't do it anymore

sphincter sprinkler 

When instead of wiping your ass after shitting, you push your penis through your legs and piss on your asshole, successfully cleaning yourself from left-over feces residue in your ass-crack
yo bro grab me some TP

pull a sphincter sprinkler

word.

sprongle 

The act of throwing a bullfrog out a car window at a high speed.
Joe was bored so he went searching for some bullfrogs to sprongle.

"Hey dude, did you sprongle yesterday?" "For sure man, I sprongle all the time!"
sprongle by The_Sprongler420 April 5, 2022

miami sprinkler 

The act of putting rainbow color sprinkles up the head of the penis while jacking off to your partner and sprinkling the rainbow color jiz on their face.
Yo bro I just did the miami sprinkler on my boyfriend and he's looking colorful.
miami sprinkler by Untamed Funny October 27, 2014
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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