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WONKEY SHRONKY DONKEY WHO IS PRETTY FUNKEY DANCING WITH SOME MONKEYS THATS HONKEY BUT SHRONKY IS PRETTY CHUNKY AND HE'S ALSO HUNKY AND A JUNKIE THEN HE BECOMES WILLY SHRONKA EATING A SHRONKY WONKEY COOKIE THEN BECOMES SHRONKIRA THEN GOES INTO A BAND WITH
SHRONKY WHISTON, MICHAEL AND BILLE SHRONKISH THEN GOES ONTO SHRONK AND DEC'S SWPAMY TAKE AWAY AND THEN PREFORM THERE HIT SINGLE "IT'S A LITTLE BIT SHRONKY" THE LYRICS ARE
IT'S A LITTLE BIT SHRONKY
THEN MEET LIL SHRONK
Wonky donky which is shronky
shronky by Livia wojtasik November 9, 2020
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Shronkle 

Usually used as an insult; to be annoying or a jerk
Omg he's such a shronkle, i can't do it anymore
Shrek, but in higher celestial form. Shronk is art. Shronk is the reason life exists, for he created life. He created you. Some people do not understand the art of Shronk. Shronk will come to earth at one time in the future and lay waste upon the non-believers that do not believe in Shronk. You must worship Shronk. Shronk will give you eternal life, or eternal pain and misery. Shronk has no mercy. Shronk is god. Higher than god. Shronk is. Shronk simpy is.
*sitting around dinner table*
Person A: Yo what religion do you believe in?
Person B: Are you not Shronkian?
Person A: What the fuck are you on?
Person B: I WILL NOT BREAK BREAD WITH A NON-BELIEVER PEASANT
SHRONK is a mutated version of Shrek and Mike Wazowski. You can use this word in place of any other word of your choice. And sometimes you can just scream it out for no reason, depends on how you're feeling.
What the SHRONK did you just say to me?

You better chill before I SHRONK you up.
SHRONK by Tracey:) February 4, 2017
Our lord and savior. Shronk is forgiveness. He is happiness and sadness. He is the sixth sense. He is the messiah.
“Are you ready to pray to shronk?” “Yes, bröther.”
Shronk by sodium-chloride September 30, 2018
Shronk is god
Shronk by Suck my lemons March 9, 2020
A born loser. The word originates from and is comprised of the two words 'Shlong' and 'Donkey'.
Look at that shlonky wearing a button-down dress shirt with sweatpants.
shlonky by jeru411 October 12, 2005
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