shrektor

A very cringy, fat middle schooler who will always like a girl out of his league.

Man Kelab was such a shrektor today.

shrektor by PP Slap February 7, 2019

shreksorsism 

To exorcise the ogre lord out of ones self

To get an onion priest to carry out a shreksorsism

shreksorsism by Shrek is dreck November 3, 2014

shrektard 

One who has a resemblance of an ogre, smells like onions most of the time and is small minded.

Person 1:Did you guys see that shrektard?
Person 2: Omg, yeah! I told him to take a shower earlier, wtf!
Person 3: I think he did take a shower, he must have decided not to wash his hair.
Person 2: wtf is even the point of taking a shower?
Person 1: what is his deal? He's always so rude and un-showered...

shrektard by PineappleJuice March 28, 2015

Shrektouzian 

The group worshipping the great Shrek, the sexiest ogre everyone could dream of.

The Shrektouze was created by true shreksexuals who only have eyes for his shrock.

They are also known as the Shrek cult, trying to take over the word with shrek's greatness and sexiness.

Their catchphrase : Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

"Hello in the name of Shrek, our love, our life, would you like to become a fellow Shrektouzian?"

Shrektouzian by Neule, original shrektouzian November 20, 2022

Shreknorant 

An uneducated individual who believes Shrek 1 was better than Shrek 2.

Person 1: Man, the first Shrek was fire. The plot was amazing.

Person 2: Bro, Puss in Boots was a game changer. Quit being shreknorant

Shreknorant by Wazzgood69 August 3, 2021

Shrektouze 

The fusion between Shrek and the French word for gangbang, partouze. As suggested this word means joining in a gangbang with Shrek. It is the favorite activity of the Shrektouze.

"OMG guys I'm so exited to take part in the next Shrektouze, when is it?"

Shrektouze by Neule, original shrektouzian November 20, 2022

Shrektouze 

The group worshipping the greatest ogre to ever exist, Shrek.

Their favorite activity is to make shrektouzes with their Lord while chanting prayers for him. They'll do everything they could to be close with the sexy ogre. They build shrines for him, all around the world so that everyone could join them and pry to shrek. They consume every Shrek content and to become a true Shrektouzian you must pass a test consisting in look at Shrek rule34 and pronouncing the Holy sentence that is "Shrek is love Shrek is life"

This group plans on ruling the earth, hidden in the shadows, for now...

"omg I just joined the Shrektouze today and the members are great! I loved the Shrek shrine they bought to my school!"

Shrektouze by Neule, original shrektouzian November 21, 2022