Person 1:Did you guys see that shrektard?
Person 2: Omg, yeah! I told him to take a shower earlier, wtf!
Person 3: I think he did take a shower, he must have decided not to wash his hair.
Person 2: wtf is even the point of taking a shower?
Person 1: what is his deal? He's always so rude and un-showered...

shrektard by PineappleJuice March 28, 2015

Shrektouzian

The group worshipping the great Shrek, the sexiest ogre everyone could dream of.

The Shrektouze was created by true shreksexuals who only have eyes for his shrock.

They are also known as the Shrek cult, trying to take over the word with shrek's greatness and sexiness.

Their catchphrase : Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

"Hello in the name of Shrek, our love, our life, would you like to become a fellow Shrektouzian?"

Shrektouzian by Neule, original shrektouzian November 20, 2022

Shreknorant

An uneducated individual who believes Shrek 1 was better than Shrek 2.

Person 1: Man, the first Shrek was fire. The plot was amazing.

Person 2: Bro, Puss in Boots was a game changer. Quit being shreknorant

Shreknorant by Wazzgood69 August 3, 2021

Shrektouze

The fusion between Shrek and the French word for gangbang, partouze. As suggested this word means joining in a gangbang with Shrek. It is the favorite activity of the Shrektouze.

"OMG guys I'm so exited to take part in the next Shrektouze, when is it?"

Shrektouze by Neule, original shrektouzian November 20, 2022

Shrektouze

The group worshipping the greatest ogre to ever exist, Shrek.

Their favorite activity is to make shrektouzes with their Lord while chanting prayers for him. They'll do everything they could to be close with the sexy ogre. They build shrines for him, all around the world so that everyone could join them and pry to shrek. They consume every Shrek content and to become a true Shrektouzian you must pass a test consisting in look at Shrek rule34 and pronouncing the Holy sentence that is "Shrek is love Shrek is life"

This group plans on ruling the earth, hidden in the shadows, for now...

"omg I just joined the Shrektouze today and the members are great! I loved the Shrek shrine they bought to my school!"

Shrektouze by Neule, original shrektouzian November 21, 2022

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026