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Shrektouze 

The group worshipping the greatest ogre to ever exist, Shrek.

Their favorite activity is to make shrektouzes with their Lord while chanting prayers for him. They'll do everything they could to be close with the sexy ogre. They build shrines for him, all around the world so that everyone could join them and pry to shrek. They consume every Shrek content and to become a true Shrektouzian you must pass a test consisting in look at Shrek rule34 and pronouncing the Holy sentence that is "Shrek is love Shrek is life"

This group plans on ruling the earth, hidden in the shadows, for now...
"omg I just joined the Shrektouze today and the members are great! I loved the Shrek shrine they bought to my school!"
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Shrektouzian 

The group worshipping the great Shrek, the sexiest ogre everyone could dream of.

The Shrektouze was created by true shreksexuals who only have eyes for his shrock.

They are also known as the Shrek cult, trying to take over the word with shrek's greatness and sexiness.

Their catchphrase : Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
"Hello in the name of Shrek, our love, our life, would you like to become a fellow Shrektouzian?"

Shrektized 

The act of being bathed in the holy waters of Shrek's swamp, forever clearing your sins and introducing you into the mighty religion of Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life.
Donkey: Hey Fiona, have you been shrektized yet?
Shrektized by Homoshreksual November 5, 2019