shrektard 

One who has a resemblance of an ogre, smells like onions most of the time and is small minded.

Person 1:Did you guys see that shrektard?
Person 2: Omg, yeah! I told him to take a shower earlier, wtf!
Person 3: I think he did take a shower, he must have decided not to wash his hair.
Person 2: wtf is even the point of taking a shower?
Person 1: what is his deal? He's always so rude and un-showered...

shrektard by PineappleJuice March 28, 2015

shrektastic

So great it makes you want to please Shrek.

"Wow, that onion was shrektastic!"

shrektastic by Based shrek December 18, 2014

shreytarded

born in hongkong, retarded to the point where its shreytarded

what a shreytarded person, hes so shreytarded

shreytarded by heheheheheheheheehehehhee April 25, 2022

sheetards

The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on Reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathe in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laugh at George Carlin, and then praise and defend the government who has slowly killed them and their country.

The sheetards have allowed the federal reserve to bend them over, and have their way with them, as long as they are allowed to vote for the next American Idol.

sheetards by USADexter January 13, 2009

Shrekladdinism 

Shrekladdinism is the religion where you believe in Shrekladdin, Father Sanchez, Jacked Jesus, and Ghost Boy, This religion is the best to choose, The religion does not allow Jews, Furries, Raccoons, Adam Sandler, George Bush, and Balloons.

Me: Yo you should convert to Shrekladdinism!
My Friend: OK!

Shrekladdinism by The Priest Logan December 16, 2019

shreevardhan 

A person possessing knowledge about everything. A force to reckon with. Has a group of great friends who's side this person will never leave. Has a very charismatic personality, influencing everyone around. Knows how to love someone very well and please them. Never gives up and has proved to be a horse in the long race. Given an opportunity this person will turn everything he/she touches to gold. A very patient person converting pressure to strength with a decisive nature and of course a perfect sense of humor.

Damn this Shreevardhan dude is dope af.

shreevardhan by Defining the perfect. May 4, 2019

Sheltard

The dumbasses that are too rich to go to public school but too dumb to go to private schools

That damn sheltard cut herself

Sheltard by surgericly March 25, 2019