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A mythical beast that lives in a swamp. He’s always watching. Hide your kids, hide your wife
Mum, there’s a Shrandy in my closet
Shrandy by Andy Anderson July 9, 2022

cock shandy 

It's when you wank with orange and lemon juice on your penis
cock shandy by Knobhead 123456789 February 4, 2017
Something you can’t describe and can be used as a compliment or an insult.

Pronounced: sh-one-dee. It is usually said “classic shwandy.”
That pencil is a classic shwandy
shwandy by Shwandy master February 17, 2021

handy shandy 

another word for wank, usually by a crack whore for a packet of biscuits
How much is handy shandy?

Dunno, your mom gives them for free... slut
handy shandy by Dr.Rape March 3, 2009

hand shandy 

n. a wank

synonyms: five knuckle shuffle, hand to gland combat, a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters
Colleague A: Where's Paul gone?
Colleague B: Off for a hand shandy I bet.
hand shandy by Anonymous January 8, 2003
On XBL (Gears of War) there are scrubs and randoms. Combine the two to get scrandom. Shorten random to randy and combine the two to get Scrandy.
AXoN iF: I just bodied the glitched star. What a scrandy.
Scrandy by AXoN iF August 11, 2009
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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