shwandy 

Something you can’t describe and can be used as a compliment or an insult.

Pronounced: sh-one-dee. It is usually said “classic shwandy.”

That pencil is a classic shwandy

shwandy by Shwandy master February 17, 2021

shwandy 

Something you can’t describe and can be used as a compliment or an insult.

Pronounced: sh-one-dee. It is usually said “classic shwandy.”

Classic shwandy

shwandy by Shwandy master February 17, 2021

cock shandy 

It's when you wank with orange and lemon juice on your penis

I got a cock shandy last night

cock shandy by Knobhead 123456789 February 4, 2017

handy shandy 

another word for wank, usually by a crack whore for a packet of biscuits

How much is handy shandy?

Dunno, your mom gives them for free... slut

handy shandy by Dr.Rape March 3, 2009

hand shandy 

n. a wank

synonyms: five knuckle shuffle, hand to gland combat, a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters

Colleague A: Where's Paul gone?
Colleague B: Off for a hand shandy I bet.

hand shandy by Anonymous January 8, 2003

Boner shandy 

A word used to describe having a 'semi'/partial erection. Not a full blown stiffy, more of a limp one, much like having a lager shandy.

I was so pissed last night, I could only get a boner shandy even though she was a worldie

Boner shandy by Dojo_Media September 18, 2019

Sheathed Shandy 

A handjob received while wearing a condom

Friend A: Hey did Josh smash last night?
Friend B: Nah, he only got a sheathed shandy
Friend: Ooh, poor guy.

Sheathed Shandy by Yuri Gode March 28, 2017