shrako

My rap name go check it out on SoundCloud $hrako

My name is Shrako

by anonymous March 12, 2021

shrekoning

When the mighty Ogrelord Shrek returns to judge all who do not preserve their layers.

Humans have layers. Shrek's shrock pleasures your layers. If you do not have many layers, you will not be spared. Eat onions to add on to and preserve your layers, for the Shrekoning is among us.

by Shrek is love6969696969696969 March 5, 2014

shtako

A swear word substitute on the SyFy series, Defiance.

Used to replace the word "shit," both figuratively and literally.

Can also be used in compound words.

I have mixed feelings about the Transmedia experience known as "Defiance." The TV show is great, but the game is shtako.

"Watch your step, there's Hellbug shtako all over this place."

"This is bull-shtak!"

by Mr. Trivia August 17, 2013

Shrekology

Shrekology is a system of beliefs, often characterised as a religion, in which Shrekologists believe in the divinity of Shrek. This belief system originates from the Shrek movie series, with it's first release dating back to 2001. The belief generally held by Shrekologists is that the Shrek movies are based upon real eye-witness accounts of Shrek. Another widely known eye-witness account of Shrek is Shrek is Love Shrek is Life a story which was posted on 4chan on January 14th, 2013. The story portrays a 9 year old boy who has deep emotions for Shrek, getting his anal walls roughly penetrated by Shrek, before his butthole gets filled with Shrek love.

Shrekology:

Shrek is love
I say,
Shrek is life

by Mormon Fetus May 9, 2014

Shrekoning

A calculation related to and/or benifiting the Ogrelord, Shrek.

"According to my shrekoning, the onions are close." Said Joe

by The Internep February 22, 2015

Shrekoning

When the ogre lord returns from his long journeys. It is also known as "Shrek day". It takes place in April 22nd which is the released date for Shrek.

"Shrek has returned, happy Shrekoning"

by Random Derp July 9, 2015

Shako

A shako is an finance colloquialism that describes a massive green candle on a price chart. This typically indicates massive upward movement in the price of an asset or commodity.

Wow look at that huge shako! The price is going nuts and we're gonna be rich! Bentley time here we come.

by don't be a billy December 20, 2018