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shpadook 

An abnormally large piece of crap, that refuses to break up or fit in a toilet hole. Thus requiring the creator to extract the crap out by hand or other object.
Taylor: Danny stayed the night at my house and laid a shpadook.
Cameron: What did yall do about it?
Taylor: Well he had to pick it up and throw it in the neighbors yard.
Cameron: Gross
shpadook by shpadooker January 2, 2009
Words you can keep
Spadookie is the cum that drips out of a woman's vagina after she has sex.
No honey, I don't want to have sex and have deal with the spadookie when I go to work.
Spadookie by BernieBear January 16, 2011

shadookie 

SHADOOKIEEEE

Spadooky 

A friend who excels at showing his true colours., extending into the realms of insanity and lunacy.. wrapped up in a heart of gold.
Can be intimidating to the wrong crowd., over bearing almost like a massive dog!
Look at Spadooky go!

You gotta love Spadooky..
That looks ropey let’s send in Spadooky
Spadooky by Doodlefunk January 22, 2019

Spadookafook 

Adam: “BOO”
Bradley: “AGH SPADOOKAFOOK”
Spadookafook by gothgirl69 September 16, 2019

Shpadoodle 

Noun
:the feeling the object radiates (often used with visuals; pictures, drawing, etc.)
:vibe, mood, atmosphere
Van Gogh's Starry Night has a whimsical shpadoodle.
Shpadoodle by Chorochoro May 23, 2020

Spadookle 

A slap in the face with a penis.
"I head jeff spadookled kim pretty hard at that party"
Spadookle by Anonymous1984649 November 20, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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