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A person who sucks dick when it comes to Ice Rift at Big Heads Holland
Person 1: How's Showmaker doing at Ice Rift?
Person 2: dude sucks !
showmaker by KenzoMania November 20, 2016
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Stinky Shoemaker 

Used to describe a 50 year old greazy haired toothless bum still living with his daddy.
Dude Randy is a dirt bag but Scott is a stinky Shoemaker.

Why don't Randy have a girlfriend? He still lives in his daddy's house and a stinky Shoemaker.

Greasy Shoemaker 

Used in the mechanic trade for a filthy person. Wearing the same clothes for days on end. And never washing their hair.
Scott is a greasy Shoemaker.

After work I should bath but I am a greasy Shoemaker.

Scott Shoemaker

A lazy 50 year old greazy haired bum living off their dad and son. Also referred to as stinky scooter.
You can't get a girlfriend? What a Scott Shoemaker you dirt bag!

shadowmaker 

someone who evokes fear, as often associated with the "unknown element" of whats in the dark. The fear is often justified through violent methods of the person.
The cloaked figured stepped out of the darkness and slit the throat of the victim, he was later described the shadowmaker, creating fear when there was none.
shadowmaker by logan stick October 3, 2007

Shaymaker 

When you throw a box at a lad and get closer to to hitting yourself than the intended target
I thought he was gonna hit him a good box but turns out it was only a shaymaker
Shaymaker by Ldem November 17, 2019

Boston Shoemaker 

A Boston Shoemaker, much like the Boston Pancake or Cleveland Steamer, starts of when a man defecates on his unconscious partner's chest. He then proceeds to press his foot in it making a footprint on her chest. When his partner wakes up in the morning she will find a fossilized poopy footprint on her chest ressembling a shoe.
Hey Tade, my bitch was so hammered last night that when she passed out i gave her a Boston Shoemaker!
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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