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showboat 

1. to behave in showy, flamboyant way

2. a showy, flamboyant person
It's his showboat behavior that makes Americans look bad.

Showerbate 

The Act of furious Masturbating during a shower
Showerbate by Wilitus July 29, 2005

showerbation 

Chris was showerbating, so it took him forever to get ready.
showerbation by Shmoblar August 26, 2005

showboating 

Adding unnecessary style flurishes to skilled activities, often beyond ones skill level, increasing the risk, and usually used to taunt or impress others.
That skateboarder was showboating to impress that girl when he broke his ankle.

The Washington Generals were down 150 to 10 but the Globetrotters were still showboating for the crowd.
showboating by DalethGimel January 3, 2009

Showerbation 

I had a really good 10 minute shower , if it wasn't for the great showerbation that I subtlety did in there, I would have been out in half of that time.

showerfoot 

An unpleasant condition affecting one's feet after having taken a shower. When one fails to properly dry the bottoms of one's feet and proceeds to walk across a carpeted area, dust, lint, and other tiny miscellaneous scraps will cling to the bottoms. This disgusting phenomenon is common in male dorm rooms, where vacuuming is infrequent at best.
Mike: "Damn dude, I forgot to dry my feet and now there's random crud all over them. I hate showerfoot."

Solomon: "Well, you wouldn't have such a problem with showerfoot if you'd learn to vacuum your floor once in a while. Or you could just dry your feet more thoroughly."
showerfoot by chiggidy chad August 24, 2011